deejay1

Mate you can have another go at trying to find out who I'am if you want, this is brilliant - you are no fiurther forward to finding out who I'am!!! Was it some window cleaner in Bonnyrigg you thought I was Too easy mate - running you round in circles here (sorry walking you round in circles - forgot you can't run - silly me....)

I spoke to your Pal Newky - seems you have the wrong guy after all ma pal. You'll be raging you've mad an arse of it Btw I was looking forward to the bites and hoops, but my mum said some big Blob ate them - you wouldn't know anything about this would you? She managed to get a quick pic before the big hairy mammoth disappeared Where are your eyes man??????? You have one of the weirdest faces I've ever seen mate - absolute shambles of a coupon lad

Nope!

Just seen your team is Eyemouth United - enough said........

This one is more suitable...

I like the banter bud but he’s just took it too far this time

Took things far too far mate - looking foolish

mate there is things you shouldn't say on a forum especially when you haven't even got the right guy. I genuinely thought you were quite switched on, but this shows your real stupidity!!!

Mate you've took the whole thing too far now..... it's you that's looking the idiot here!

Aw well you'll see mate - don't say I didn't try to tell you......

I've taken things far too far.... it was yer pal that came out with things this boy is rumoured to have done.... I think that's the too far bit mate - no? Anyway Magoo has said it on this forum so let's just let the guy in question see it for himself and take it from there eh

mate just say the name of the boy stop being a shitebag! I'll get my pal to ask about on facebook and get the guy to contact you directly is that ok?

Nah but you've been watching it for 25 year

Aright billy big baws who am i then? I'll ask about for the name of the guy yous are on about so hopefully he will be in touch.

You've been following Whitehill for over 25 years......

Mate I really hope the guy you are on about gets wind of this - then we'll see how stupid you look - or if you or anyone else would like to PM me his name I'll let him contact you directly??? If there was porridge involved there would be none left with you around, I mean look at you mate - absolute ugly mess rocks to mind!!! Mind you as long as you are happy in your own body pal (doubt that very much)

Mate if you knew what teams I have played for you will know I have a real PEDIGREE my CHUMS And stop bloody taking selfies man.....

I'm really intrigued to know this guy's name - coz I will bet you all the pies in the world magoo I'm no him lol 19052012 - where did you come from all of a sudden - away ye go ya dafty - probably never been to a whitehill game in your life.

Mate honestly you have got the wrong guy, but who am I to stop you telling everyone who you think I'am so go ahead we are all ears.... There a good boy It's got to be said I've gave you an absolute roasting and you are fuming!!! Can just imagine you sitting at your screen raging lol

Mate you have seriously got the wrong........................................................ boy (sorry for the big PAWS) Honestly that dog is your double u no think? The squashed up face , the wrinkles and no eyes (generally just a mess basically) I'll bring a stick to the next game so you can chase it about while the game is being played lol Bet you can't wait for the new floodlights to go up as well so you can have a piss against them eh Have you ever been to a game where whitehill have actually took the LEAD? And whose your favourite player of all time Kenny DUGLEISH or Stan COLLIEmore? I need to improve my banter so happy for you to give me any POINTERS With me ripping you to shreds I understand if you have a BONE to pick with me mate

Aw come on mate it's all banter!!! btw I'm actually poorless about how much that dog looks like you - spitting image man

You have me confused with someone else - I can still see your profile pic on facebook - jeezo that's a blast from the PASTIE lol Recognise those eyes anywhere (sure they are there somewhere) hahahaha

And you certainly keep taking - yer fit to burst ma man go easy for gods sake please lol

Aw well I'll need to take your word for it mate Good to see your in good spirits considering!!! keep those chins up pal