Sloop John B
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Hope Wes mugs off this Casa Amor jabroni
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Alex is on Ian Cathro levels of social awkwardness. Think I aged about ten years watching that
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6 minutes ago, Dominique Malonga said:
Thought Wes was alright to start with but he got his just desserts after going for Megan, don’t me wrong I think he was probably right to end it with Laura as she could do anyone’s tits in but he fucked himself big time and he’ll be spewing now.
I can’t help but cringe at Alex now, was really rooting for him as well but he’s turned into a desperado, waking about giving it the “subs bench” patter after two girls show any slight bit of interest.
I don’t know the name of the guy with the glasses that is coupled up with Megan now but I do know that I’d really like to repeatedly punch him in the face.Absolutely, he seemed to get caught up in his own BS and thought Megan would be like Laura and be faithful. He deserved his connuppence an I hope he gets back to where he was as there is a bit of a vacuum of top lads atm.
Also on Wes, the absolute nick of Samira grassing to Megan that Wes cried in the morning. Just get her to f**k with her fake pally act.
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32 minutes ago, Dominique Malonga said:
I actually thought that Josh was a genuine gadgey when he was with Georgia, probably the soundest boy in the villa after my man Jack.
Not anymore. As soon as he entered Casa Amor he’s slowly but surely revealed himself to be an absolute p***k, can’t stand him now.
Gon yourself G.There was something about him that I didn’t like but had no idea what it was exactly until he went to Casa Amor. A right slimy dick.
The boys seem to be caught up in the Adam school of thought rather than try and make their couples work. Now it’s a situation where only one couple look rock solid and the rest are just a mess. Hope there’s a way back for Wes but I’m not confident.
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Hope EDLlie has a breakdown because Tommy Robinson is still in jail and these muslamic loony lefties are taking our right to be openly racist.
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Kaz is superb but Georgia is actually sound and I'm like Al Pacino in Heat every time she's on screen.
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Wes
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Alex is actually a sleeper agent sent in by the Conservative party to kill support for the NHS.
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'Did she just call me a slag?'
'Yes I did call you a slag, you fucking bitch'
That was an hour and 15 minutes of near perfect Television, Megan managed to split up the two most tedious couples in one fell swoop, after a fairly steady start, shit has truly hit the fan.
My rankings of the couples
Dani and Jack
Georgia and Josh
Adam and Zara
Samira and Sam
Laura and Wes
Megan and Eyal
Dr Wetwipe and Ellie
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Ellie kissed Alex like she was kissing her gran. There has been zero attraction and nobody will believe her when shes actually with someone she’s more attracted to.
That being said Alex is needy as f**k and has zero composure, which isn’t ideal as a doctor. He’s increasingly turning into the internet ‘nice guy’ who blames women for his lack of chat.
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At least we don't have to see her walk like she's on the runway in Paris after downing a bottle of white ace.
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4 minutes ago, DrewDon said:
Odds on Sam picking Zara in the recoupling? I'd imagine he will be choosing first or thereabouts, and that presents him with the perfect opportunity to rile Adam.
Adam would then, I would imagine, be left with Rosie and Samira - most likely picking Samira and sending Rosie home. #Scenes will ensue, if so.
Though the same, Seems a solid plan for a guywho can't decide which style of eyebrow he wants to have.
My personal rankings so far
1. Jack - Top bloke, top teeth, makes fun of Eyal, an alright bloke in my book.
2. Dani - Absolutely sound.
3. Wes - He was my favourite for a good while but I thought he did play Laura a little bit by only being interested again once Ellie poured cold water over that relationship. Today he seemed desperate to let everyone know he got some action last night which was a bit tragic.
4. Alex - He's put himself about for such a beta and I respect that, but my word he is a hard watch at times.
5. Georgia - She annoyed me at first but she's grown on me and is one of the few girls that seem actually enjoyable to be around rather than just sitting and bitching.
6. Ellie - I am skeptical about her interest in Alex, but she's at least seems sound and actually speaks to people and hasn't done too much wrong yet.
7. Zara - My word she is stunning though I'm ranking her down for giving it the big talk about controlling Adam when she's crumbled on day 4.
8. Josh - I find him a bit cringe and i'm just not sure about tbh. Never does anything either.
9. Samira - She moans about not finding anyone but doesn't put herself out there, though the girls definitely aren't helping her as much as the guys looked out for Alex.
10. Adam - I'm now massively down on him after loving him the first couple of weeks. Just find him really creepy to be honest, though he is the only one creating any real drama so fair play. Hopefully he redeems himself by battering Sam.
11. Laura - She is so clingy it's unreal. Wes played her like a fiddle. She's the least mature person in there and they way she backs up Megan and Rosie despite both of them being pretty crap people is telling.
12. Rosie - Regardless of going into the rights and wrong of what already happened and I have a sympathy for her but now everything she's doing now is to spite Adam. The topless photoshoot, the vince mcmahon walk, thinking she's a fucking 10/10, acting like a day is a long time to wait for a new man. It's the total lack of self awareness in having a go at Zara for breaking up a couple when she did the same thing and then going straight in for Sam whilst Samira was there was just embarrassing. Have a day off.
13. Megan - It's bad enough being dull, but also being quite bitchy whilst dull is a fatal combination.
14 Eyal - When they cut away from the date to have people make fun of you for being a boring nonce then you really are just the worst. I'm sure that was the first time in 3 episodes that he's done something.
N/A - Sam - stupid eyebrows, obviously pandering 'Nice Guy' patter, currently projecting him to be bottom half.
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The girls looking like they’ve just been shot by Homer Simpson’s make up gun after that challenge.
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I think he means it from the sense that you'd think Livingston on paper would be equals (and they were in terms of how we playedagainst them) rather than a bigger side who you expect to dominate possession and have much better technical players like say Hibs or St Mirren.
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1 hour ago, BeeJay said:
Cammy Bell released by Hibs at the end of his contract. I know the timing is not great but I always felt Cammy would be a good signing for us and a return home for him. However currently we have two reasonable goalkeepers and that department is perhaps not where our greatest need to strengthen is just now.
He also isn’t very good anymore and has knees disintegrating faster than a meteor in the atmosphere.
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I mean he’s due to play for us at this stage with the amount of clubs he’s been through. It could be very tasty with two absolute ballers playing some very sexy stuff with Harkins taking advantage of teams man marking Dobbie or it could be the opposite where we have two players that need to be the main man getting in each other’s way and being as good as useless defensively. Personally i’ll take that over whatever you call John Rankins attempts of playing football last season.
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On 4/27/2018 at 19:50, 19QOS19 said:
Rumours I've heard so far are Bob Harris, Kevin Holt, Gavin Reilly and Peter Weatherson. Not sure how accurate these are though.Aidan Smith on a Five Year deal IMO
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I’ve moaned for years about having dull away kits so I’m pleased we’ve went all out on the centennary this year. The difference in quality between the macron and Jomas is ridiculous. Quite curious to see how the sky blue effort comes out as well.
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6 minutes ago, Burnie_man said:
Tynecastle moving next season;
Saughton must be really bad if sharing with a rugby team is the safer option.
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It's amazing that Donald Trump has gotten as far as he's had with Lionel Hutz as his lawyer.
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7 minutes ago, daleboy1969 said:
I see all the ambitious clubs are touting the BIG Scottish cup and the gazillions available from a favourable draw ..magic ...then tried to find the eosfl big cup clubs that have benefited ....HEE HAW. Next season eosfl league two will be a junior league in all but name .AND THAT'S FORWARD THINKING PROGRESS .CATCH ON WILL YEEZ .JUST VOTE TJ OUT OFF HIS POST AND TAKE JUNIOR FOOTBALL INTO THE PYRAMID .
Lothian Thistle HV played St Mirren this season. HTH
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Like he’s big, quite quick and had a nice eye for a pass which might translate to the top flight but even as someone who has been more supportive of Dykes, I’d drive him to Tynecastle personally if we were offered money for him.
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It was certainly no Craggy Island All-Priests Over-75's five-a-side football championship
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Donald Trump is unbeaten at Wrestlemania. Your move Biden.
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Love Island 2018
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I’m sad that he’s gone but I thought Adam had probably ran his course in the Villa. He wasn’t getting better than Zara and he knew it. But Georgia keeping that nerd Sam In is just rubbish though.
That was the sideshow to the main event though, Even though Wes in his heart and head know he’s going to get screwed over by Megan again and G rattling away in his ear about pish like Loyalty and trust just wanted to have a go on Megan. That was a man openly thinking with his penis and I for one am thankful we keep the drama going.