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C'mon Buddies, how much did you pay him to make that prediction?

Is that still there?

Notice that he is now capitalising the ' T ' referring to The Diddies as if they had all been liquidated and reborn.

Have they been given a loan of the Jambos' collection buckets?

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I thought they were belting out God Save the Queen at Easter Rd. because they are pathetic, grovelling serfs. Didn't realise they were celebrating their big team winning the league. Edited to add a comma before someone gets all upset about it being missing.

Don't forget to prove that you are not bigoted and intolerant. You should claim to have a spouse, auntie, second cousin or pet budgie who is agnostic.

The grave would need to be on unconsecrated land - wouldn't want the remains to start arguing over which sect was best at consecrating.

Post deleted 'cos I looked again and rhe ads. aren't Sports Direct - same colour tho'

Were there any pished breeches?

Where's the photos? (Of the chanting fan(nies) not shull's leaking breeks)

.. and done in such a dignified manner.

Tulips tan't

Instead of one of them having five stars on the front of their jerseys it would be more appropriate if they both had nine on the back of their shorts. To pander to those who care how they have divvied up the spoils they could have five on one arse cheek and four on the other. Edit to remove a double other.

Spectacular double fail! Sank themselves and saved the rest

Was he given two Ramsdens balls because they came second?

Congratulations.

Only problem is that he misunderstood the situation. He thought the lass was meaning the season ticket money when she asked " Is it in yet? "

Where are all the coconuts? And not a bananna(sic) in sight either.

Glad you cleared that up. I was thinking it would have been as a result of the research carried out by Mengele.

I used to. That's why I gave it up.

It has since been revealed that the scientists who made this claim fiddled the figures. Their attempts at performing the calculation were thwarted by the population of the metropolitan area of McAllen-Edinburg-Mission, Texas which is the most obese in the USA. The rotundity of these people made it impossible to form a square so they were omitted. As a footnote:- While sitting at home waiting for his next fast food delivery a resident of Mission, who was upset at being omitted, modeled the scenario using pizza crust crumbs and dried slices of pepperoni. He claimed that there would have been no major deformity of the square except for the Eastern edge where the bulge would have extended only roughly half way across 5th Ave. Unfortunately his wife ate the evidence before his claim could be verified.

Pass the buck time.... Rangers place in the Scottish cup third round draw was transferred to Livingston. SFA > SPL therefore Livingston are really Rangers