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Scientists have identified a new strain of the AIDS virus which can be transmitted via toilet door handles.

Australian Aborigines claim to have invented the bagpipes. They have no proof of this as homesick Scottish convicts deported to Australia stole every set of pipes they had.

First line of the fourth paragraph, a mere ten words but it says, and explains, so much:- 'As Rangers fans we take criticism of our club personally.'

If you can hear your mobile phone ringing inside the microwave oven it means that you will find the phone charger plugged into the kebab you bought on the way home last night.

Is it a Masonic pub?

In 1983 Pepsi was withdrawn from sale in the Brazilian state of Paraíba after the company was told that pepsi meant 'shite' in the local dialect. They resumed sales two years later when they discovered that they had been victims of a hoax perpetrated by the Coca Cola company.

Why stop there? By OF logic, since you're not one of them and at the moment their main enemies are the diddies you must be an honorary diddy. Award yourself an honorary PhD (Plastic - honorary Diddy) - you wouldn't even need to pay $50 for it. Dr. Hellbhoy Ph.D QC CA

War chest aboot tae go bust

Maybe BZ-Bear or one of the other phantom dotters will let Tedi use their account.

Are there not already some people standing up for their country (and culture?) in the face of an impotent government powerless to stop a rampant European parliament? Why not let the EU save the UK from a Sharia dictatorship? Let the two of them fight it out for control of the UK since the UK government is impotent and powerless to stop either of them anyway.

Will the bears realise this? It's time to vote off the weakest link!

Think back to the IPO prospectus :- They ' have use of'' Murray Park the yabba dabba blah blah world class training centre. They 'play' at Ibrox the yabba dabba blab blah super stadium. Nowhere did it say that the company they were selling shares in actually OWNED them, which, when trying to attract potential investors, would be a major selling point.

Do you mean that he trying to google them?

It would seem that paper with Lizzie's picture on it is in short supply.

Should have realised that I suppose. Had it been either of the others then "could make a go of it" would have read 'would be challengers for the title'

Was this comment copied from FF, Rangers Media or the TRIFC website?

Walter Ambulates To Parkhead Well., Tedi did say elsewhere (might have been a different thread and I can't be arsed looking for it) that he was going over to the other side ETA Absconds could replace Ambulates

And the slight delay (for the season ticket money to go into the bank) before he goes back out the door

Not sure if a forum on the official site would actually help in this situation. In general, forums run by clubs are quite bland and too much, even reasonable, criticism of the club is 'discouraged'. Ok when things are plodding along normally but when there are behind the scenes shenanigans it becomes a propaganda tool for whichever faction has control of it, with only posts fully supportive of that faction being allowed by the moderators. The Dundee one being a perfect example of that at the moment. If there was an official Rangers one the only information that could be obtained from it would be which faction the person in control, presumably Traynor, is backing.

The company (SC425159) has an official web site with no forum. There doesn't seem to be an official web site for the club. Rangers Football Club | Official Website | Ibrox Stadium ... The Rangers Football Club (No SC425159), Ibrox Stadium, 150 Edmiston Drive, Glasgow G51 2XD ... www.rangers.co.uk

There use as an insecticidal device is efficient and labour saving. With swats or sprays you still have to collect up the carcasses - probably with a Hoover. Another advantage is that they not only deal with insects they also deal effectively with spiders and other things. Unfortunately they can't handle snake oil salesmen and other shysters. The last point is rather obvious and was added simply to keep the comment vaguely on topic.

Knees

Any chance of an orange bikini, Mr Green?