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Monster

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  1. A quick reminder that the 2nd Round of the World Darts Championship begins tonight. Get your predictions in!

  2. The PDC World Darts Championship gets underway on Thursday, and if you're wanting to take part in the tournament prediction league, it's in the Other Sports Forum.

  3. Whats the ayr team?

  4. Piss up in York, C'Mon Ayr United today.

  5. this is exactly how Nazi Germany started! A lot of layabouts with nothing better to do than to cause trouble!

  6. World Grand Prix Darts Gets Underway tonight. If you want to take part in the Prediction League, you've only got till 7pm to get them in!

  7. FAO Craig Levein. Is Danny Swanson better than Templeton? Fair enough Templeton isnt the most consistent but neither is Swanson, not at all

  8. I won the Snooker: Winner of Grand Prix achievement in World Snooker Championship 2009 for 41 trueachievement points - http://t.co/rpJXF1vj

  9. I wish I could tell jokes, but I always punch up the fųck line...

    1. Monster

      Monster

      I was going to say 'cheese and a small frog'. Am I too late?

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  10. A friend has been sacked from being a lollipop man for stealing. I didn't believe it but once I saw his house all the signs were there...

    1. Monster

      Monster

      Which abroad are you in that doesn't allow YouTube? China? ;)

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  11. f**k off Kelvin Wilson. Shite player not good enough.

  12. A friend has been sacked from being a lollipop man for stealing. I didn't believe it but once I saw his house all the signs were there...

    1. Monster

      Monster

      It's not a joke book, he's copying some guy from Mock The Week

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  13. Di Canio Out!

  14. These rioters will cry human rights if they get hurt, what about the rights of the people with no homes because of these scum?

  15. Went out for a cycle, just got back before the rain, result! I was going to go and play tennis after, bugger.

  16. thats the grass cut.Time for Beer

  17. ''Oh, Gary, Gary Teale, riding through the glen. Gary Teale, Gary Teale with his Honest Men. Jinks to his left, jinks to his right....

  18. ... they're the ones with it listed as an asset!

  19. Is glad the football is back again.

  20. I won the Monkey See, Monkey Don't achievement in Call of Duty: Black Ops for 5 trueachievement points - http://tinyurl.com/273m47a

    1. Monster

      Monster

      I'm gonna get twitter. I bet I'd be the bestest FIFA 11 player with Barcelona in the world ever, and strangers on the internet NEED to know about this.

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  21. Pimms in the garden and fresh tatties from the croft....could it get any better?

  22. Why do people insist on linking their FB and Twitter status updates to this site? It's a forum, I'm sure all your pals give a f**k about what film you've just watched or what you had for your tea tonight, but none of us do... BAWBAGS!

  23. Cheers for telling me your changing plans. #p***k

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