Michael94

"The guy had more space than Neil Armstrong" haha

Stomach is quite sore today and I didn't even drink that much last night #MajorLightweight

Quality performance and the right result. To all my Celtic followers bar a couple that are my close mates, I'd like to say GET IT UP YEEEEEE

To people who only go to McDiarmid games, are you proud?

If anyone would like to DM me that would be greatly appreciated

Would I suit a Gaz style haircut? Haha

I would kill to see @tiesto live

With all due respect for the Hillsborough disaster, Liverpool fans seem to forget about the 39 fans they killed in 1985. R.I.P to them

If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands

I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know

The Game

I'm only going to break break your break break your legs

I swear I am the unhealthiest person in Perth but I never put on any weight. It's great

Look how sharp I used to look http://t.co/O4iy4YkZ

Urghhh I can't fucking sleep #Annoyed

Niko! It's your cousin, Roman. Let's go bowling

I tried to make it as a knife, but I just couldn't cut it

On a random note, Russia is fucking huge

I could be doing with some plans this weekend

I nearly made a grammatical error there #Disaster

YAAAY

I'm dedicating my 2000th tweet to #HouseMusic because it's fucking great

Nearly 2000 tweets!

http://t.co/Ts5voYAz How fucking amazing does this look? TAKE ME NEXT YEAR

I can never just eat one of something. I always have to have 2 i.e; 2 packets of crisps, 2 ice creams