Michael94

Apples are fucking gorgeous #Yum

Boom boom boom, let me hear you say @tadepelson @tadepelson

Been so long since I've worn a shirt!

Hmm...hmm...this is interesting

Curtains

Anyone that attempts to talk to me for the after 12pm tonight - male or female - will fail. Unless you're on Xbox Live of course

What the actual f**k? One side of my lip has swollen like crazy. I look like a complete tool

FIFA midnight release tonight :D :D

Some people try way too hard to get retweets #Sad

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Decent tune

The funniest video I've ever seen http://t.co/H62BUiZt

I like singing in the shower. When I'm in the shower 2 things get to be free. My balls and my soul

Should have been about 7 or 8 tonight but I won't be greedy. Good performance and it's good to give Beattie his debut

Might have to invest in a pair of grey trousers of some variety

Wish I was at Uni just because of the mental nights out they seem to go on all the time

Find it hilarious when girls think they were getting chatted up by older folk when they were probably taking the piss #YoureNoPrettyHen

Needles scare the absolute crap out of me

Holy Shit the new episode of #HIMYM is so epic. I actually nearly broke down

So tired but if I go to sleep now I'll wake up at like 2 in the morning and that would be shit

DJ f**k

Might start making videos again...#IfICanBeArsed

I'm going to walk around my house naked all day just because I can

Slept a bit earlier so the chances of me sleeping tonight are slim