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For some reason I'm blaring Fatman Scoop in my bath #Standard

Still up watching Jersey Shore #YOLO

If Rory doesn't make my 18th I will be very sad :'(

Dundee have put a bid in for Felix Baumgartner after he has shown he is capable of performing in no atmosphere

"Life is the only bitch I deal with, & God is the only man I praise." Hahaha what the f**k

That was an amazing piss

It's sad that Swedish House Mafia are splitting up, but individually they are all great. I'm sure we'll hear great music from all 3 :-)

I was nearly EA'd but I have defeated them and won Division 1 on UT. I will accept all challenges #ComeAtMe

f**k all to do tonight

New Walking Dead starts tomorrow #Buzzing

Justin Bieber's new song is class, and this is coming from a guy! @justinbieber

San Marino have won 1 game in their history. Imagine if they beat England

So much FIFA today

I love you @St_Johnstone_FC just thought I'd tell you

5 weeks today until I'm 18 #HereWeFuckingGo #UnderageLife #HurryUp #WayTooExcited

#MentionSomeoneWhoCanAlwaysMakeYouSmile @MyHand

A bit of Football Trivia here. When was it 3 points for a win introduced? No Googling!

Looking forward to feasting later on

Man I need to get destroyed this weekend

My right knee is so sore

Just ate way too much chocolate

I might be going to Egypt next January #IGetAround #NotLikeThatYouDirtyb*****d

#ThreeWordsOfAdvice Tulloch Young Team

Ref! Slapped him square in the face!

It didn't cross the line. No where near it #LearnTheRules #Paranoid