Cerberus

Certain foods should not be eaten in the workplace or public transport. See also eggs and fish. Also oranges. Oranges are also surprisingly stinking.

Celtic fans are heavily into supporting Palestine Flying a fleg and sending out good thoughts to them in their endeavors. But no money, money is for the bookies.

One who appreciates the comedy stylings of Richard Gervais.

Some people are absolute stressed out maniacs on the road. Desperate for something to happen so they can lose it. I remember one incident to this day. I was slowing down as I approached this junction to turn left. As soon as I put on my indicator the fud behind me drives up and over that piece of pavement and shouts at me for wanting to turn left from the right hand lane. He wasn't going slowly and as his right tyre hit the big wedge of the kerb straight on the car bounced up in the air with a decent bang. Yet after that he still thought I was the one that was the bad driver.

All women are addicted to online shopping. This is the universal truth.

No wonder the world is in such a state.

We slag off Rangers for their shite signings but Celtic surpassed them all with Jack Hendry. He was dug meat. Rodgers must have been on the glue when he signed him.

Me rn-

Tune-

I find it strange that The Dreamworks Animation webpage looks dreadful. Like it was done by a kid in 90s for a school project.

The British media hates Meghan Merkle because she’s biracial. Probably true tbh. https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/28/opinions/meghan-markle-british-press-opinion-gbr-intl/index.html

I prefer changing the channel.

Why can’t everyone just get along?

At displays of emotion.

Sooner? I'd guess most have been expecting him to so something since the GE.

My work has started something like that. It doesn’t matter if you can do the job or not, or if you have the personality of a serial killer as long as you’ll work for low pay.

A couple a fannies. Do you think Thatcher is on the same level?

People under 35 who don’t like Maggie Thatcher. Why? It was before your time. What’s your thoughts on Neville Chamberlain?

“Proud working mums”. It’s not antifeminism to think your life is pathetic and your kids are wee shites.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-46357359 Mark Zuckerberg dingies a hearing. His reason? Those countries suck.

"You make me feel sick if I look at you".

I’m lost. Who is Ken?