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Cerberus

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  1. He didn’t want to be humiliated and degraded so his only option was to throw himself to the floor and drag him arse along the ground the length of the airport. He’ll probably win cause he’s disabled but he really is a total fud.
  2. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45765767 What a fanny.
  3. I don't mind Stevie G tbh. My only critique would be that even thought his results are just as shite as Pedro and Murty the level of #topbantz isn't there. Stand in a bush or gie us a hawnstawn Stevie.
  4. Wohl's Twitter feed is full of utter nonsense. Put him in jail for his own sake please.
  5. Socialism and Nazism are the same in that they are both utterly shit ideas.
  6. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341631/Democrat-supporting-women-strip-photo-shoot-called-Grab-Ballot.html Would this stunt seriously make any independents vote for Democrats?
  7. Pronounce 30 as therty. Do you say I'm thersty when you need a drink? Also people who say 'fink' instead of 'think' and 'chriss' instead of 'crisps'.
  8. The US tech giant "won't release the upgrade we need in order for it to function", she told MPs. I like how they word it so that it sounds like their app is so advanced that Apple need to catch up. In reality they are utter clowns who are massively in over their heads.
  9. The Australian immigration system is a dream for all fascists tbf. “Turn away everyone that isn’t white.”
  10. Barbara Steisand said she’s ‘thinking’ of moving to Canada if the GOP win the house. They will and she won’t but the state of grown arsed adults who threatened to run away if they don’t get their way.
  11. Supposed life goals of marriage, a house, kids, 2 cars is not the definition of happiness.
  12. He would be speaking German if it wasn't for the brave English Tommys.
  13. Tbf Corbyn does look like the old, foosty sort who’s shoulders are covered in dandruff.
  14. Adults doing Hallowe’en. There are adult males who are stressed out over the possibility of no one liking their Hallowe’en outfit.
  15. The absolute state of that Celtic 2nd goal.
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