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Cerberus

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  1. The first Harry Potter book came out in 1997. It’s possible to have liked the books as a teenager and also liked the movie as an adult. However it is not acceptable for a grown man to like soap operas though.
  2. The middle one gives new meaning to the term munters unit.
  3. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/bbc-pulls-immigration-video-which-claims-britain-was-multicultural-long-before-curry-and-carnival-a3903391.html No such thing as a "true Brit". The Government's mouthpiece continues it's slide into being another Breitbart News.
  4. The speech thing is pretty shite but he's correct about Britton and the way the club is being ran. Britton went from being the wean's coach to Chief Executive. Him and Alan Rough working together would be like an episode of the Chuckle Brothers. No wonder Doolan didn't want to leave. He's set up with a job for life.
  5. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/aug/03/local-council-funding-crisis-east-sussex-cuts-services East Sussex cuts social services to bare minimum to avoid going bankrupt.
  6. Tell her you've had enough and she should go live with her mother.
  7. Remember this- https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/698855/brexit-voter-demands-nhs-money
  8. Not me. You don't want me medically treating anyone, poor or otherwise.
  9. Potential money saving solution for the NHS. Employee undertrained doctors- https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/08/02/doctors-could-qualify-quickly-brexit-solve-staff-shortages-minister/
  10. Nick Cage has been in some decent movies. He's been in better gifs though.
  11. One of my favourites was someone pointing out that there will be no Uranium for power stations post-Brexit. One Brexiteer's response was "make our own. Simple as." I assume he means create Uranium by birthing a supernova using the faces of 1000s of hate-filled Gammons.
  12. The need to stockpile food is another Remoaner scare story. There will be enough innovative jam for everyone.
  13. I had my arse handed to me in a meeting with our board today. Literally it was a painful experience. I got ripped into so bad I was worried I might get the sack. I have been coasting for weeks but I was totally thrown under the bus by the wanks I work with so when I got home and was in a c**t of a mood. She then storms off to bed in a huff cause I’m to be cloying and I end up apologising to her. FML
  14. Probably the same people that pronounce Ibuprofen as eyeb-roo-fen. They deserve the pain.
  15. Doolan could score 13 before Christmas if we could get him the fucking baw.
  16. I would rank them as following- 6. Enterprise 5. A boot in the chuckies. 4. The Original Series 3. Deep Space 9 2. Voyager 1. The Next Generation
  17. Frozen Custard is a tasty treat so custard smoothies sound pretty good tbh.
  18. The pro-Conservative media are trying to bring him down. He probably is antisemitic but he definitely is an arsehole so the ends justify the means.
  19. Archie doesn't like to rush in early and pay over the odds for a bunch of shite. He prefers to take his time and then sign a bunch of shite during an panic attack over his squad being half complete.
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