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It wouldn't be a proper Thistle thread without Tam and Random Guy's musings.

No one gives a f**k about trading with the UK. Rangers levels of delusion from Johnston et al.

Gerrard finding out the Chest is less War and more Flapjacks.

Sounds like a perfect fit for us.

And on that Philip Roth has died.

Sacking him wouldn’t be a knee jerk reaction at all. We’ve been shite for more than a year and he’s been given multiple chances to redeem himself.

Watching LAFC v Dortmund. Dortmund clearly have better players but are just faffing about.

The only Adhair that taxi drivers know is Johnny Adair.

I've started to eat healthier and I currently have the low sugar/carb rage. Everything is pissing me off. Being in a bad mood all the time isn't worth losing a few pounds.

We got Nathan Ecceleston and Henoc Mukendi from Liverpool.

Paterson would just be Archie MkII. Either keep Archie and give him yet another chance or choose someone else and roll the dice.

Alves Skrtel will be brilliant. He's a Portuguese Slovakian international and plays regularly against top strikers in the Italian Turkish league. He's skoosh Scottish football.

That seems a lot of money for a guy who's 33.

I thought he was partially baldy.

Would take Paul Paton tbh. What's Steven Craig doing these days?

Who's that?

McAvennie is a p***k. What's not to love about this photo?

Ibrahimovic has been gash. Rooney will be worse. MLS teams should stop signing pish old guys.

I fully expect him to be given until January '19.

Your average Brexit voter-

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/2673208/rangers-jason-cummings-nottingham-forest-aitor-karanka/ Rangers target Jason Cummings has no chance of making an impact at Nottingham Forest says boss Aitor Karanka He said: “It has been a shame, because they have not really played. “The young players like Walker, Clough and Cummings were on loan to play, to check them and what they could offer. “We wanted them to report back for pre-season and show us the progress they had made. “But they did not play regularly, so we need to think about them. “They are young, they are talented. But they need to play. “If they were unable to play at Rangers or at Bolton, imagine how difficult it is going to be for them to play here.”

I wonder who Archie will bring in for next season? I look forward to him pouring over an entire squad of players during preseason signing none then getting in 10 panic signings 3 days before the first game. Classic.

https://twitter.com/festus66 Yank Mike, Deplorable, Swampy?

That Tidy Scottish Newsreaders thread is full of complete munters.

McIntyre would be OK. Thought he did pretty well with County. Even if it meant Dodds coming as well.