Lexi Collector

I'm sure there was a thread in the bargain basement on here back in November or something like that with a link to pre-order from Tesco for £30. Does anyone else remember of this, or am I just imagining things? I'm fairly sure I've had this pre-ordered since the end of last year.

Blonde 2nd from right would get it #milf

Really looking forward to the series finale of TOWIE tonight, followed by a #bigsesh with some of the Club DECE boiz #reem #godeceorgohome

What's everyone's favourite flavour of whey protein powder? My top 4: Strawberry Vanilla Chocolate & mint Chocolate #protein #nowheynolay P.s. if you're looking to buy a 908g tub of Strawberry flavoured Maximuscle Promax then don't bother - I snapped up the last one on Sunday #toughcustomer

Would you converse with someone who's clearly not #reem? #dontthinkso

Stubble can be dece, if it makes you look #reem then you should defs pull it off. Also if your red chinos are Dolce & Gabbana or any other v. expensive brand then they're fine #reem #itsokicanaffordit

250 decebombs at the Club DECE pool area when you're ready m8 #cardiovascularexcercise

Here at Club DECE, we'd rather not comment on non-members, and would rather take care of ourselves, we need to stay reem #nocarbsbeforemarbs #nowheynolay

Yesterday you made a joke (although you may have been serious) that I was like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. It's completely unacceptable to behave like this towards any member of Club DECE, especially the founding member. #unlucks

JamboMikey has provided photographic evidence of him on a yacht in Saint Tropez via PM. He is the newest member of Club DECE #reem

My inbox has been cleared. Anyone is free to apply for Club DECE membership at any time, and will be given a 'yes' or 'no'. As with any prestigious club, spaces are V. limited though.

We look down on club doss and make jokes about your inferiority. Club doss house, which is basically a slum. #clubslum #clubwank

We have no feelings on club w**k, you're too irrelevant. We're too busy feeling #reem #swolle #dece These are the only feelings we have, so we don't have to tell each other how we feel like a bunch of #nondecebetamales

We have someone in Club DECE called Carlos. He brings us champers to our booths #spanishwaiter #notabouncersname #clubwank

Dece rhymes with Fabrice. He's our black bouncer. Whenever some #nondece no-mark tries to get into Club DECE he turns them away and they always end up in club doss #losers #clubwank

Doss rhymes with toss. Which is w**k. Club w**k. #toughstuff #unlucks #clubwank

There won't be any war, m8. Club DECE don't care for outsiders #soz #unlucks

Another #nondece no-mark taking his exclusion like a lil bitch. #unlucks

You seem pretty wound up by the whole thing, tbh #youevencompete #randomgay

You're taking this exclusion really badly #dontbejelbereem

#welljell #dweeb

Big Rob says 'Fred' instead of 'thread'. He's basically a genius.

Club DECE: Lexi Collector Marshmallo LinkinFighter Swampy mhak Big Rob SodjesSixteenIncher mattydfc lanky_ffc Orainn (RIP) Honest_Man#1 Aufc SuperCaleyGoBallistic ForzaDundee bullywee thisGRAEME Smurph Dunning1874 Fudge J_Stewart itzdrk EdinburghLivi JamboMikey Congratulations.

PM received.

There should be room now. Unfortunately I'm receiving PMs from all these squares that I've never even heard of trying to join Club DECE #giveoverm8 #youaintevenreem