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Nah m8, the #decepolice decide what pps are dece and what pps ain't #yougetmebrah #safeasbred

We are the #decepolice m8.

Looks like a V. dece transfer when you compare it to £34 Million for Fernandinho. Arsene Wenger 'til I die.

He drives a Fiat Panda and can only lift 4KG (both arms). He's about as dece as Man City signing Fernandinho for £30 Million.

Dece avatar m8.

You people re ruining this. Shut the f**k up.

TY m8. I'm going to Lulu a week on Saturday for a #bdaybash. Whilst LC Flamingo probably won't be there, LC Me will be. You oughtta join and I think we should push the boat out and get folk like Iain Russell and Stewart Murdoch (swnd as f**k) to join. #lads #champers #smirnoff #decebombs #privatebooth

ThanQ Matty #dundece

Is Christina Aguilera still fat?

Thanks for the suggestion m8, I really am tempted to. The last 2 pages have been mainly shite. Perfect Circle is a dece fella deep down, he just needs to learn when not to be lemon. #decepolice

Cool comparison bro. Coke is like dece. Caffeine = Dece. You are Diet Coke (gold). No caffeine = no Dece. That's you.

Just noticed this thread have gone from 5* to 2*. #savagehenry #non-dece

ThanQ for this m8. Hopefully dece material like this gets this thread back on track. Turned into a shitefest l8ly. #decepolice

Was talking to a friend of mine on Facebook just there for the first time in about 6 months and this happened: Him: Yeh man no problem! I'm djing alot in the twig now, I run a night called f*ck me its Thursday. We are getting a guy from Geordie shite down this week haha Me: haha aye a heard man, what night is that? saturday? Him: It's called f*ck me its Thursday (my name), have a guess haha! I never really say things as daft as that. Feel like a complete fucking gimp now.

I'm starting a campaign to have the word dece published in the Oxford Dictionary. Help me out plz, that'd be swnd. #allaboardthedecewagon #deceexpress #givemedeceandyou'llseemypiece #yem8

Pretty close to the top.

You need to be in the #decepolice to get around it. This separates the V. Dece from the dece.

vendetta ^^^Dece as f**k

This is a snap of Calvin Harris & Ellie Goulding outside CLUB DEUCE #ballin #ineedyourdece

If it's still in Dumfries - it ain't dece

No. Club ParaDECEo tomorrow night for #decebants #chicoftheweek #armani4punani

I thought it was the 11th of June as well. Aaaah f**k, at times like this I wish I'd bothered to turn up to class and do a bit of revision. Out of the 60 possible tutorials/lectures, I think I went to about 7 or 8. Had an online test for one module worth 10% of the overall grade, but I forgot to sit in the given time limit. I also turned up for an exam 5 minutes late, but they still let me in. Nutters.

You're at Napier as well, aye? I didn't think our results were out for at least another week.

#washyourfingersforthemingers #washyournutsforthesluts

Obvs. It's your round btw, m8. I'll have a decebomb and a cigar. Have one for yourself.