Lexi Collector

At uni today we poured milk and pepper into my mates 7up when he went to the toilet at lunchtime. He got me back by nicking my student card and throwing it into a canal. This is the kind of thing we do all the time for fun. We go to Napier.

If I'm being honest I didn't expect Nadal to be THAT good so soon after his return. Massive win for him and it showed.

This post is quite touching, tbh.

I haven't watched an episode of I'm Alan Partridge since January 2012.

My mate stuck 40 quid on Taylor as a rage bet when he was 2 up. Ouch.

Got a 10er in RVB, MVG, Taylor and Whitlock @ 6/1. Slightly concerned about Whitlock.

Pair of utter scum. Lets hope they got jumped on their way home.

Its certainly helped Murray progress from one level to the next. Having said that I think there's a difference mentally between players like Murray and Gulbis - even if somone like Lendl were to go in and coach Gulbis, I'm doubtful his attitude would change. Murray's career is based on winning major titles, and he's always had the desire to do that. Gulbis has spent his entire career as an underachiever, and is quite happy to knock about making a career out of the game. He definetly has/had the talent to be a much better player, I think most of the time he just couldn't be bothered. A lot of people have suggested this is because he's been loaded his entire life, regardless I don't think he ever reached his full potential.

He's a strange player Gulbis, isn't he? One moment he can be absolutely awful - getting a proper hiding off of some unknown player outside of the top 80, then the next he'll beat a top 20 player in straight sets. I watched him at Wimbledon last year, and he absolutely battered Tomas Berdych in 3 sets. Didn't hear anything else about him for the rest of the year. Strange player.

FAO MODS & ADMIN I want to to change my username to 'The Lexi Collector' - this isn't a dig at Newco Rangers, or anything, I just think it makes me sound more definitive and complete. Can I do this? How would I go about doing this? I don't really want to go platinum just to add the word 'The'. Thanks in advance.

Tim Lovejoy is a top bloke and I would very much like to play darts with him in a pub, before going for a Ruby. Reply with a if you agree!

In a strange kind of way, I think Maria Miller is looking rather sexy on Question Time tonight.

That wee knob on the McDonalds advert.

Krispy Kreme this, Krispy Kreme that. Take your doughnuts and ram them up your fucking arse you shower of utter b*****ds.

In all seriousnes though, I actually don't know how the ones from SQ got home, after I kicked them out at midnight. Couldn't give a f**k either, my brother and his mates are utter utter scumbags.

Hahaha boner!

Booker T oughtta go down there and give him a Book End.