Lexi Collector

#nocarbsbeforemarbs

^^^David Obua

#yourenotevenontheguestlist #getout

It really is the most dece drink on the market #bluerasp #ojub #mdece2020

It's also important to recognise that anyone who uses a cheaper shampoo than TRESemme is a pikey scum.

I use Palmers Cocoa Body Butter cream. I don't know how much it costs because I have so much money I don't even look at the price tage for anything, unless I'm booking a holiday or something with my friends who are all poor and most of them don't even know their dad. What does matter is that this product is V. dece, as it re-hydrates your skin, and makes you smell nice. So it's probably quite expensive. #laughingtothebanklikehahaha #money #reemappeal

#decebants

m8, this ain't the NOM NOM NOM thread. #clubDECE #intenseexcercise

#RT

I hardly ever use twitter because I'm too lazy to bother with it, but I sent this pic of a couple boys in my year at school into Full-Kit Wankers: Surely they have to tweet this piece of dece? Just look at them.

I agree. I say we hire the biggest, blackest nutter we can find, and make him the bouncer of Club DECE. #getoutofitsaan #youaintontheguestlist

I agree, coincidentally I only read up on his tragic death after my post. This is a picture of Mark Speight: How can you possibly not like this guy? HOW? I was more saddened by the death if this man than someone like Kristian Digby, who suffocated himself in some weird sex game. I still hear more people grieve for this man, than our m8 Speight #getoverit

Thought Mark Speight was dead. HAHAHAHAHA

Get out of my club. Get out.

Scotland gives up 9.9% of tax money to London, 73.9 Billion pounds!! and receives back only 9.28% of expenditure only 60.1 Billion. So we'd be at the very least 13.8 Billion pounds better off with Independence.

Get a job.

ThanQ m8. Club DECE being relegated to page 2 isn't #swnd

Cliff Thorburn is not primarily a presenter. He is a snooker – ex-snooker player – and is an unknown quantity

Ended up passing everything with marks in the high 60s/low 70s.

Swnd as m8. Fancy going down Eliburn Park l8r on with a fly-away football and a couple bottles of Mogen David? #excercise #banter #reward #cheatday

Do you even lift m8?

Highlights of Club DECE so far. #banterwagon #deceexpress