Richey Edwards

She should be used to it by now. I have referred to her as he/they/it/that noisy c**t at various points.

Depends how you define "cheating". My definition of "cheating" may differ from yours.

That's a win % David Hopkin would be jealous of.

Anyone is a left-back if you play them there often enough.

P-Bovvy is female.

Apparently Christian Atsu is trapped under rubble following the earthquake in Turkey.

I think enough hamsters could win through sheer force of numbers.

Gerrard is a jakey b*****d. He'd do it for free.

Which Eamonn are you referring to?

Dunno. I've never been to Greenock.

*Blu-Ray.

Bayern Munich producing a battling performance to keep up their unlikely title push.

ROMERO HAS BEEN SENT OFF

Why do you do this P-Bovvy?

What size are the hamsters?

Why are Premiership teams competing to qualify for next season's Championship then?

The Championship is a great league that receives a great deal more media attention than the Premiership. There has been more live Championship games on the BBC than there has been Premiership games this season. The notion that the Championship is a lesser league than the Premiership is pathetic IMO and has to stop.

Yeah, should be 2-2 though. The rule that own goals count as a goal for the other team is outdated and needs to be changed.

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL ANDRE WRIGHT

Why is climbing Everest used as a metaphor for something difficult? I have climbed Everest and it was a piece of piss.

Considine opens the scoring.

Gerrard was social media begging c***s for money yesterday.

What size is the bear?

A hamster the size of a bear would rip your head off.

Bears are basically big hamsters.