Mr Rational

She was given the peerage for services best described as trolling.

Remember folks, she can pass laws.

I'm visiting my uncle in Prague on Tuesday, will see if it has travelled over the border. Cheers!

I'm hearing the M90 is shut at Glenfarg for flooding as well

See, after a couple of years of marriage you will be like this. Currently playing a mixture of old school rave anthems and ac/DC as the missus came in pissed at 01:30, bounced off every wall, started getting nippy and then told me to f**k off when I tried to help her. It's the simple things that keep it going

My mate normally gets a bottle from them. He's got quite the collection as well.

I won a case of McEwans Export. I'm drinking it because it's free, it's about the best I can say about it.

I know they are thinking of putting a ferry to Burntisland but will it need extra security?

Touché!

Edinburgh man caught between two sets of folk from Lochgelly trying to cross by foot....

It's rubbish, you won't like it. If you give it to me, I will happily dispose of it for you.

Contestant number 1. Quite inoffensive. Quite hoppy, easy to drink.

No, but you have an opinion on everything.

Should be, it was done last year and we hardly use the hob.

Any good?

#hurting

The seethe is strong with the kippers on Twitter just now....

Looks like Labour have fought off UKIP in Oldham, folk are tweeting they will have about a 10k majority. They will spin it as Benn saving the day last night.

FFS! Wee Nicky needs to get her overalls on and get out there now!

You would have to do away with political parties and stop campaigning nationally. Which actually has its merits.... However, if we had a party of individuals, they would just begin to sit in groups and parties would just form again.

Debates happen at conference, within branches and at NEC level, that's where you debate your point. I you win your viewpoint, great. If you lose, that's democracy. Argue better next time.

Tommy Shepherd was a labour councillor.

Which is what I've been saying for days now. I spoke to a staffer. It was debated before the vote in private. Doors opened, unified front. Nobody will know what went on behind closed doors, I don't think it went to a three line whip as one wasn't needed. Either way, party discipline was kept and they voted as a block.