Syd Barrett

I go to Tonys barbers on duke street. 5er a haircut. And he's a mad c**t. Funny as. Just make sure you've got a bit about you or he'll slag you rotten

Go and watch the telly Rico and get off p and b. I just watched Brave wi the weans. Tune into it. Alba gu brath n aw that

Whit? How dare you.

I used to go hill walking all the time and absolutely loved it. I've always had a dream of living in the countryside and I love driving up to loch lomondside for a pub lunch and a few beers, however I do find teuchters a bit odd and the more I meet them it puts me off staying amongst them.

Shave your balls. Problem solved.

Return of the mhak

I used to drink this all the time when I lived in Jersey, at the wee Portuguese shop on the corner. A cracking beer, not to everyone's taste as quite malty? It was always cheaper than other beers and that's why I bought it, but once I tried it I never looked back. Tastes great freezing cold.

The red dot on sky sports and having to press back up all the time to get rid of it.

I'm an ex weed head, I used to smoke it in my early teens and early twenty's every single day. It coincided with a point in my life when I was unemployed. Whilst I enjoyed it immensely it definitely dampened my enthusiasm for pursuing a career etc, basically turned me into a lazy b*****d. I moved abroad and got my act together while still having the odd puff. I grew out of it like I did with E's, Ching etc. I do miss the good stoned feeling however I don't miss the analysing every little detail over and over in your head. It is good to be stoned but not all the time and once you have kids you can't.

Just opened my Fettercairn, undecided - I'll have to have another just to make sure if I like it or not The 2nd dram is always needed to make a qualified assumption

On this now

Whit's happening there shed boy? It's Friday night

Kudos, monkey shoulder is a fine whisky. I would have a collection like that if I could stop drinking it.

That made me laugh ;-)

Hungarian Cabernet Sauvignon. Reduced to £4 a bottle in Asda. Very nice it is too.

Quite funny you say that. I know of Hibs fans who are in the SDL. You seem to know a lot about it. Are you in the SDL?

I agree, I love Tennents, if I'm in a pub in town I always buy it even if there are other "trendy" beers available. I don't like so much in cans though.

Hungarian red wine. Reduced to £4 a bottle in Asda. Lovely stuff.

When you go to buy a paper in Tesco and people are standing reading the papers and then putting them back. Buy the fucking paper tight arse. This really does my nut in.

Lovely

I've not done any running since the about March and I run the Cumbernauld 10k every year. I've got 5 weeks to try and prepare. No PB this year

It just amazes me that the whole thing is so important to you I suppose, still we all need a hobby eh. You're just raging that he made you look a tit with your comment about NI having a large Chinese population when it clearly doesn't. Admit it, you were talking shite.

Just bought a bottle of this baby in Asda. £20 reduced from £34. Great price, I reckon it'll fly off the shelves. Get up there quick lads.

You have members of the OO and ex-Provo terrorists running Stormont so I think it's fair to say they are a reflection of the community. Voted for by the people so your argument doesn't stack up.