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I don't know how the poor flowers cope with, checks notes, a whole single penalty award against them in a season.

Have to say I love that he says it as it is, and in particular said what we are all thinking about Hibs and their squad from

Boy Dexter is some baller, to be fair.

If it's not that plastic carpet Kilmarnock have masquerading as a football pitch then it must be exceptionally tinpot.

The only thing "big" about Aberdeen is Cormack's gob. Actually no, also there's a very BIG bill to be paid to replace their squalid, crumbling 'stadium.

You joke, but I hear the referee gave them a pen in the 10th minute and was then perturbed when the linesman told him the team weren't in the stadium yet. ,

Yeah right, you weren't getting f**k all until Naismith showed just how inexperienced he is by completely stuffing up his subs, after messing the defence up when he only needed to put Halliday on at LB. We shat it, you ain't great either but capitalized well on Lowry going off.

Smart maroon cardigan wearers 2 - Che Guevara tatty T-shirt wearers 0

Miller the new Boyle.

Rover 800 drivers 1 - Citroen Saxo drivers 0

Jealousy towards your better-educated and salaried brethren is so passé.

That "defence". Fill yer boots Hearts.

Shame you can't both lose, tbh.

Your boy Olusanya should have walked. You are winning, but at least be honest enough to acknowledge that 50% of your game and Robinsons' managerial style is dark arts and nothing else. FFS it must be hard to watch a match with no eyes.