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I don't know how the poor flowers cope with, checks notes, a whole single penalty award against them in a season.

Have to say I love that he says it as it is, and in particular said what we are all thinking about Hibs and their squad from

Boy Dexter is some baller, to be fair.

If it's not that plastic carpet Kilmarnock have masquerading as a football pitch then it must be exceptionally tinpot.

The only thing "big" about Aberdeen is Cormack's gob. Actually no, also there's a very BIG bill to be paid to replace their squalid, crumbling 'stadium.

You joke, but I hear the referee gave them a pen in the 10th minute and was then perturbed when the linesman told him the team weren't in the stadium yet. ,

Yeah right, you weren't getting f**k all until Naismith showed just how inexperienced he is by completely stuffing up his subs, after messing the defence up when he only needed to put Halliday on at LB. We shat it, you ain't great either but capitalized well on Lowry going off.

Smart maroon cardigan wearers 2 - Che Guevara tatty T-shirt wearers 0

Miller the new Boyle.

Rover 800 drivers 1 - Citroen Saxo drivers 0

Jealousy towards your better-educated and salaried brethren is so passé.

That "defence". Fill yer boots Hearts.

Shame you can't both lose, tbh.

Your boy Olusanya should have walked. You are winning, but at least be honest enough to acknowledge that 50% of your game and Robinsons' managerial style is dark arts and nothing else. FFS it must be hard to watch a match with no eyes.

Yeah, right. Olasanya has cut two of our players and was booked for a third attempt. It's quite astonishing actually to have witnessed. Your "fans" in the stand are the biggest bunch of angry fucking idiots I've ever had the misfortune to hear. Your player should have been red carded - yet the fans are suggesting Atkinson should be put in a body bag. Disgusting.

What a lovely Monday morning. Sunny, blue skies, spring in the step.

It's pure Hibs for them to issue a "statement" over some handbags wrestling for the ball. Dear Mr Gustas vibes, utter cringe attempt at deflection. As always, from the league's snidest club.

I'd prefer 'The Homeless Aberdeen' if I'm being perfectly honest.

It’s quite a story to view dispassionately from the outside. A tale of desperation and regret with outlandish claims, false starts and, obvious to the learned viewer, clearly doomed from the off with Cormack’s Blanche DuBois routine finding no kindness at all with the local cooncil. The parable of the ants and the grasshopper updated for modern times. I look forward to the serialisation in the Press & Journal titled Pitawdry or Bust. 8/10.

20 years of thought (more accurately 20 years of ignoring the problem and spending on the squad) - did they think they could manifest a new stadium into existence?

Novel idea this, but perhaps they could spend it on their dilapidated ground?

Was quite surprised how many long balls over the top Aberdeen tried today. For a team who won that many games in a row, it's clear that percentage football with some "combative" players can get you quite far in this league. In complete contrast, we were entertaining, attacking, completed tons of passes, and were extremely productive with our dominant possession. Very entertaining match in which we scored two superb goals and Aberdeen's dogged industrial style made it tighter than it had any right to be, giving the match a bit of bite. I kinda hope we give Naismith the gig - he can sign some actual fecking defenders and sort that out. We'll definitely be a far more entertaining and enjoyable watch than this Aberdeen outfit if he does get the job.

Weird, the freemasons must have hired Yuri Gellar to guide our balls into the opposition net. Takes VAR to catch on to what this dirty cowardly animal gets up to. Referee wasn't interested at all. Since Aberdeen aren't going down after all, a 1-2 of Motherwell and fat Tony's Utd going down would be sweet.