YassinMoutaouakil

Swing and a miss. I have lovely calves.

3 out of my 5 so far,with another two likely to follow. Just shows what happens when I flex my muscles and throw my weight around the forum.

Is there a reason that people feel the need to refer to each other through wee irl nicknames that only a select few will actually understand? I mean, it's not as if you don't know what she wants to be called - she quite clearly chose Mrs M. If she really wants to be known as LM then she could change her name to that but otherwise it's just fucking annoying. I don't demand people call me " J"even if that's what my friends might call me.

Gutted that my vote didn't propell Granny Danger to a top 10 finish. He really deserves it.

I didn't vote for him but Bateman is a solid choice. A very aggressive man.

https://www.gov.uk/report-domestic-abuse

This is far too funny to be Magee.

I don't think I've ever seen DomDom make a post that wasn't about P&B or Films.

Tunnbridge is the best Accie on here by a mile, by virtue of the fact he can take a joke.

Kyle is a qt3.14

8Mile

Dee Dee is a vile poster, no need for that sort of bullying.

Fratellis on Thursday,I'm not a massive fan but their early stuff is good and it should be a laugh. Only just found out about the Front Bottoms in February, sold out already.

Do I have a choice?

Try and pull her again, just more aggressively each time.Girls love it when you don't take No for an answer.

I liked this one.

Chinese Man made me laugh once.I can't remember when or how but it happened.

Believe The Hype.

Never change V_T.

I'm serious tbh, aye the boy likes stats but I usually enjoy his posts.

No idea why people think Craigkillie is boring tbh, I find it hilarious when he gets morons telt.

Never had a watch, thinking of getting one for my exams though.

I imagine everyone that makes puns regularly is the sort of the guy that said one really funny thing once and ever since has constantly tried to recreate that one-in-a-million golden moment and make everyone laugh again. Obviously they never do.