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Dundee have lost 54% of league games this season. Over a full season that averages out at 20-21 games lost. Only one team has lost that many, and avoided the bottom two, in the past eight seasons. Cheerio.

Six points of bottom and have lost over 50% of your league games this season. Minterific.

You're now joint bottom with Motherwell in terms of games lost this season. Fingers crossed you hire Pressley or Butcher.

There's a post like this a couple of times every week. "Not for attention" tho.

Dortmund agree to sign Dahoud this Summer. A very good signing yet again.

I'd recommend Dortmund if you're struggling for a save btw. Attacking football is perfect for the squad, you're better than 80% of the league so get a chance to squid build, but Bayern are a monstrosity that's its a challenge to topple them.

My Dortmund team is now obscene. Horn, Passlack, Ginter, Laporte, Tierney, Naby Keita, Kessie, Burke, Pulisic, Pavon, Dybala is my starting line up. Have some ridiculous players like Dalot, Weigl, Maroni (seriously check this guy out, an Argentinian AM, no idea how available he is but he gets loaned out in the first season and by 2021 is nigh on the best in the world in that role), Reus, Vietto and Selke sitting on the bench every week.

Fingers crossed its finally the dementia setting in.

At least he's no longer pretending he's not a massive ***

Hugely over rated keeper who's too small to make it down south. He'll end up at Aberdeen in four years.

Totally expected signing, not sure it's what Aberdeen actually need though. Pretty jealous as he's absolutely class, and dominates us, possession wise, every time we play him.

Sony announced it for October 2018, and it'll be R rated. To start their own "universe", apparently.

Five goals and six assists this season, only Swanson and MacLean have contributed more. Type of squad player you'd miss.

Venoms getting his own movie, apparently

Wonder how many Chelsea players we'll get on loan next season.....

This. It's a hilariously misrepresented show. The fact they often take 30 year old cars that have been sitting about and only have to change the wheels and paint it, maybe sort out a window problem, before selling it on, tells you all you need to know about how realistic it is. Genuinely can only remember one episode where a car needed any form of body welded, despite the fact almost every car of that age will need some of it.

Well yeah. It'll be some "cunning plan" for him to be pretending to be on their side

Ryan Dow, Nadir Ciftci and John Rankings sound solid shouts

Templetons only positive was pace and quickness of feet. Both are long gone due to injury and lack of playing time. What you'll be getting is a paceless winger with no strength who'll refuse to defend.

Yup, its clearly Dwight. Hes clearly not going to kill Rosita either. Eugene clearly hasn't "turned" either.

Making sure I get notifications of this thread from now incase this turns into one of those classic P&B threads. johnnydun travelling for an interview only for Di Bruce Robertson to actually be WaffenThinMint sounds like the perfect outcome for hilarity.

Odd signing, hes likely managed to get a decent wage, but will struggle to ever play 100 minutes in total.

Both? Personally, I see glimpses in the one-twos and wee bits of play which makes me understand why TW thought he'd be a decent squad player, but he needed a run of games to get used to this level, and his injury problems prevent that.

Are folk thinking Gilchrist and Kerr will play a part for us next season?