Crawford Baptie

I am comfortable with the two that he has signed. They both know the division and are both triers.I do hope however that we see a decent, experienced striker coming in that will get the fans excited.

Thankfully (up until me writing it just now), none of the support have said that we need a "Simon Mensing" type player in the team. That used to be the shout every pre season. A Mark Mcglaughlin type at the back, a Simon Mensing type in midfield and a Pat Keogh type up top.

Carthorse.

Alston must raise his game if Sibbald goes. He is the only natural person we have to play his role.

It wouldn't surprise me if he fancied part time football due to his herballife pish.

Mccracken crocked long term according to a few "suits" sitting near us.

Aptly named. You're like a dug with a fuckin bone.

Thank f**k. He is a ned. Wouldn't want him anywhere near our club.

Lee Miller stating on twitter thst he'd love to return to Falkirk.

Wiki, form at previous clubs, mean f**k all. Paul Wright, Tommy Coyne, David Elliot should have been good players for us as they were good with their previous clubs. They were horseshit.

Totally agree with this.Him, Smith and Grant could be like 3 new players.

And the Fifers.

It's all about opinions and from what I saw from Roberts v Loy at first, I would have said Roberts was the player we needed. Mchugh has been unlucky with injuries and we are taking a lunt on him, but he is of a good standard and will do well on this league.

I'd rather listen to Grant than that thick sounding cnut, Tony Smith.

Train to Grahamston Station, walk up to Newmarket Street, then a number 3 or 4 bus which drops you right outside the ground.

Well you did play with the Pie and Bovril team.

By all accounts, the Heff will be brought in as back up as well as acting as a coach. In the same way Maybury has.

Where'd you come up with the username?

Can you imagine the meltdown of the knicker wetters if we started doing that?

Yes, but you would be asking for a change of rules relating to this issue.

McShug with the 3rd

Whether the moaners like it or not, by the time we play Hamilton next week, the Heff will be a signed up Falkirk player.

The Heff signing is imminent. On the dotted line on the return from Ireland.

We only have goalie tops in stock, hence the reason we have only signed a goalie. ;-)

I'm sure The Heff will do well in the Falkirk KIT. No need to HASSLE Heff ffs.