Belfast_Tim

b*****ds.

3-0 Australia. Top batsmen - Haddin and Cook. Bowlers - Siddle and Anderson.

Not long to go now. Can't wait. The Aussies really need to lay down a marker in the first hour or two. Can't let England get on top early on. Interesting to see which Mitchell Johnson turns up. Could be the difference.

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Fair enough post. I don't agree with minutes of applause either. I find them disrespectful.

Sorry? We had a minute silence at Parkhead last year (against St Johnstone?) and it was impeccably observed. I didn't realise it was our responsibility to organise one at Ross County's ground though.

Remember that Arsenal one. Has to be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen in my life.

Wee assistant teacher at my old school getting done with making a sex tape with a pupil. Gutted it wasn't me. It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/school-assistant-could-face-jail-over-sex-video-with-16yearold-belfast-pupil-at-st-marys-christian-brothers-boys-grammar-school-29742615.html

That w****r Paul O'Grady being on instead of The Chase.

Is that you Tommy?

Anthony Stokes Jonny Lee Miller

Women who have "eye lashes" on the headlights of their car.

I drink there sometimes when I'm over. Got closed down the week before the Ajax game but they're trying to sort it.

"Republican sympathies in the area" Excellent.

Yasss. You'll never walk the Gallowgate again you bunch of cretins Not on about you btw, Rico

Anyone see the BBC documentary about Tommy Robinson the other night? Was pretty good TV. Enjoyed it. He's still a horrible c**t. But that Mo comes across as a bit of a knob too.

Salary negotiable

Guy that drinks in my local has been shot 5 times and gets called Teabag.

South Park Friends American Dad Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Inbetweeners

There isn't a single sensible argument for it to remain illegal.

Josef Fritzl Dermott Desmond

Billy Ocean Efe Ambrose