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  1. Cosmic Joe
    I'm almost tempted to say that it's the only language these cretins understand. Except in all honesty they are probably too braindead to get it...
  2. Cosmic Joe
    Great pic from January 1971. ! We have actually faced them since in 1985-86. Again lost after a replay...
  3. Cosmic Joe
    This was a question I asked way back in the thread. How much does the quality of the whisky deteriorate once the bottle has been opened?
  4. Cosmic Joe
    Technically they could if there was a Falkirk Wheel type thingmy in place. And the barges contained water...
  5. Cosmic Joe
    News presenters describing Trump as the leader of the free world. No he fucking isn't. He's the president of a country who wants to build a massive wall around it...
  6. Cosmic Joe
    I think you should show a bit of faith in the manager's judgement. He hasn't done too much wrong so far. Getting the right player takes a bit longer than getting a player...
  7. Cosmic Joe
    Do you honestly expect the club to go public on which players the manager is interested in?
  8. Cosmic Joe
    Driving from Dundee I head for Airdrie via the A73, turn off as directed before hitting Airdrie at a sign saying Coatbridge 3 miles. It then invariably goes pear shaped with train lines all over the place causing all kinds of confusion. A day return to Coatdyke, a wee saunter down to Big Owen's and a two minute walk to the ground just seems like so much less hassle...
  9. Cosmic Joe
    ^^^^ Ford Fiesta driver...
  10. Cosmic Joe
    The complete absence of signage to Scottish fitba grounds for motorists. Special mention to whichever council is responsible for Coatbridge as despite having driven there 20 plus times I always, always get lost. Probably why I prefer to train it these days...
  11. Cosmic Joe
    Heartfelt by Aidan Smith is a terrific read. A Hibee who follows Hearts for a season...
  12. Cosmic Joe
    I was pleasantly flabbergasted to learn that St Johnstone had allowed him out on loan again this season...
  13. Cosmic Joe
    Before Christmas my daughter asked what kind of whisky I liked. Anything except Whyte & Mackay I said, stupidly forgetting that I can't stand US whiskeys. I've now got a bottle of Benchmark 8 year old bourbon. Any suggestions for a mixer to make this stuff palatable? I was thinking along the lines of Ginger Ale. Might need to go down the Tizer or Red Cola route if that doesn't work...
  14. Cosmic Joe
    I mainly read fitba books. Scottish ones mostly. Last completed one was about Berwick Rangers, which disappointingly turned out not to be a history of the club. Currently reading a Miller's Tale, autobiography of Willie. Decent enough but didn't really need to be ghost written...
  15. Cosmic Joe
    I gave up smoking when I was 12. A Damascus moment behind the school bike sheds. The best description I've heard about the addiction is an urgent itch that requires scratching on a regular basis. Basically a form of eczema of the lungs. I've had a mild form of eczema in the past. It's not pleasant...
  16. Cosmic Joe
    Arseholes who take off in their cars after four inches of overnight snow, having cleared a two foot square space on their windscreen for the journey ahead. Job done you absolute cretins...
  17. Cosmic Joe
    Folk that describe a pub as serving a good pint. Normally referring to Tennents lager. It's the same extra cold fizzy stuff as served up in 90 percent of boozers throughout Scotland, providing the bar staff remember to clean the pipes every couple of months ferfuxache!
  18. Cosmic Joe
    A thread already ruined by another annoying Facebook trait - 500 plus comments by absolute muppets tagging their friends, making it a two hour job getting to see the original exchanges...
  19. Cosmic Joe
    Splashback when taking a shite. We should have introduced the jobby shelf when we were in the EU and had the chance...
  20. Cosmic Joe
    Still on the New Years Day party leftovers. Chiefly cheese and biscuits. Got a box of chocolate liqueurs for dessert. All is good...
  21. Cosmic Joe
    What are the loads more you get in addition to all the channels?
  22. Cosmic Joe
    Roxy Music ACDC Ultravox Any band involving Eric Clapton Motorhead
  23. Cosmic Joe
    Poor use of the past participle, particularly by radio pundits (Derek Ferguson) bothers me far more than it actually should...
  24. Cosmic Joe
    Better that than looking at cardboard...
  25. Cosmic Joe
    On the subject of suitcases. What's the wrapping them in clingfilm all about?
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