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  1. Cosmic Joe
    Aye. If you mean struck a trailing arm.
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    Finally. Great advantage played by the referee.
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    Had a pal who played the trombone who used to hang around the 18th green at Leven Links undercover. You can probably guess the rest.
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    Under-rated
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    We've been through this tea thing before. Irish breakfast tea, loose leaf from Fortnum and Mason. It sounds ridiculously posh, but at £12 for a tin of the stuff it is superb, and will last for a couple of years. You can also be a low-life Dundonian/ Fifer republican c**t and buy the stuff in the West of London and still get served.
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    Under-rated: White pudding Over-rated: Chicken curry, as opposed to lamb, mutton or goat curry
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    It's Sicilian
  9. Cosmic Joe
    Over-rated - anything American: Shite chocolate Shite contaminated chicken Shite eggs Shite beef Shite tinned haggis Shite whiskey (SP) Shite beer Shite country
  10. Cosmic Joe
    Is that who it is? I thought it was the Chic Young lookalike guitarist off of Slade.
  11. Cosmic Joe
    When Rangers get beat, the sport of asking every one of the bigoted fucks you bump into what the score was never grows old.
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    There is something inherently rotten about this. I can't imagine Milne and his cohorts will be suffering financially. They will have their millions invested elsewhere. Tories do as Tories do, look after number one. Horrible excuses for human beings.
  13. Cosmic Joe
    Top tip re tatties. Buy them from your local Polish shop. Not very environmentally sound, but they are tremendous.
  14. Cosmic Joe
    That was a tremendous display of shithousery by Dumbarton. I almost applauded
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    https://www.facebook.com/reel/347588421394975/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v
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    There was a joke about someone getting fired for putting his penis in the meat slicer, but I cannae mind the punchline...
  17. Cosmic Joe
    Raymond Mearns is good
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    I've watched this over and over and can't see anything to suggest this is a penalty. The East Fife defender just stands his ground.
  19. Cosmic Joe
    Apologies from this Dundonian for laughing out loud at the pot noodle joke
  20. Cosmic Joe
    I dislike racist slobs like Manning and Brown with a passion. Quite like Benny Hill though. Shoot me
  21. Cosmic Joe
    Quite like it when ScotRail announce wee threats on their onboard screens. "This train will call at Dundee" Edit: Apologies, arriving hame refreshed after an unlikely win at Dumbarton.
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    Another routine away day win in Dumbarton
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    Can't pin that one on Collum
  24. Cosmic Joe
    Apparently this is a trend in the West End of Glasgow (where else?). Aye or no?
  25. Cosmic Joe
    Shite patter
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