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Posts posted by Venti
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A few years ago I sold someone 800 grams of fillet steak, which cost £35.99 per kg. I asked her what she was doing with it, she said 'beef stew'.
I tried to talk her out of it, I suggested she buy the £9.99/kg braising steak, but no, she insisted on spending 3.5 times as much on fillet to waste in a stew because her husband only liked fillet steak.
I wonder if that was Mrs. King.
Did she call you a "snob" for knowing what the f**k to do with things properly?
If so; yes. Yes it was.
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Hes probably used to getting his coloured wife to bring him some of this in a crystal glass whilst the Celtic game's on.
By 'coloured' do you mean 'black and blue'?
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I don't think it's so much that the good folk on here are "snobs" THE KING.
It's more they aren't utter tinks like you.
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Mrs Romeo to go in for hip replacement in a few months.
Any other P&B ers married to a bionic wife?
VT has a Fleshlight.
Does that count?
(ETA All the best to Juliet)
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Tassimo Costa Americano.
I take it like I like my women, ground and in a mug I got free with an Easter Egg.
Nice. Having the same.
(Without the fucking serial killer stuff)
Just sugar.
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Has anyone, anywhere, ever said "Nah, no more for me. I've used up my recommended amount of units this week"?
They should make it like an iPhone game.
"You have used up your amount of liver capacity for this week. Buy an extra 10units for £2.99!
Watch this video for a free 5units!"
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New couch gag. Pretty funny actually.
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Blue moon
You saw me standing alone
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Post on Kerrydale Street for tips on tattie growing.
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Anyone from Aberdeen become Aquaman yet?
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The River Don expected to burst it's banks within the hour.
Goodbye Aberdeen.
Washed clean by the wrath of God IMO
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Getting a wee bit of courage before firing into the Sweet Valley High twins.
(More likely just been KBd and getting wrecked.)
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To the people who listed Radiohead and The Smiths, I'll offer you a Clyde-esque square go.
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I live in central and it's not really came to much where I am, couple of wee belts of rain and that's it.
You must be seething with the bins scattered all over the place Seamus.
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Bin blew over but no more than the usual fucking pish weather we've had recently in Gourock
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Didn't have a drink yesterday so Laphroaig now.
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The boy's voice in those TESCO ads.
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I like wine with a meal but usually only have a pint with certain meals, a curry for example.
Agree with this.
Love a cold beer with a pizza or curry tbh
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Well you eat it then.
Still better than coleslaw on a pizza tbh Sarge.
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Casu Marzu?
Saw a programme that showed how they make this. They said the larvae are nearly made up of pure cheese.
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Love the way this thread has descended into a BEAST witchhunt based on people's eating preferences.
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Most pleasant evening of the week here. Soft Weegies IMO.
^^^ eye of the storm type post
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whisky lovers
in The General Nonsense Forum
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These OF fans are amazing.
Going to the extent of interracial and interreligious marriages just so they can get immunity for their sing-songs.