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Venti

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  1. It was actually 'Branch Ton' who cited 'West of Scotland' as the region being discussed; I'd presume that absolutely no-one is concerned about youth football development in Oban, so the term has been amended to make it more accurate. Cute to see yet another desperate effort to gain relevance by yourself turning into an absolute disaster for you though.

    Better luck next time.

    It's cute to see you dig your own grave. Maybe your catchphrases were funny one time. But it's now repetitive, boring & predictable.

    Just stop it. You aren't witty nor funny. Let go.

  2. Erm no - when you claim that the reason why Aberdeen attract players from west-central Scotland is due to a transfer policy of letting under contract players leave for a pittance (uncited), then this onus is entirely on you to provide evidence for this bullshit assertion.

    Fairly straightforward stuff - but given your ducking, diving and dodging so far I don't think we'll be holding our breath waiting on a credible response.

    "west-central Scotland" :lol: So it's now changed from coasts & peninsulas?

    What a fucking bellend.

  3. Jeezo, it's like a conversation at a nursing home in here.

    "Are they singing We Are the People?"

    "What?"

    "Are they singing We Are the People?"

    "I think it's We Are the Steeple."

    "It's We Are the Steeple."

    "Is it We Are the Steeple."

    "It's definitely We are the Steeple."

    "Will someone please confirm that it is We Are the Steeple?"

    "I think some of the fans are singing Thine Be the Glory."

    You sunk my battleship.

  4. You start a company - "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club". Put an advert in a gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos.
    You sell it with..."Does what no other dildo can do until now", "The latest and greatest in sexual technology", "Guaranteed results." All that bollocks.
    These dils cost 25 quid a pop - a snip for the pleasure they'll give the recipients. They send their cheques to the other company name. Not offensive, "Bobby's Bits" or something, for 25 quid. You stick it in the bank until it clears.
    This is the smart bit. You send back the cheque for 25 pound from the other company name - "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" - saying we're sorry, we couldn't get supplies from America - they ran out of stock.
    You see how many people cash that cheque. Not a single soul. Who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse?

    Been watching 'Lock Stock' recently I see.

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