Chicken Wing

You'll get fined for the bold Renton not wearing a seatbelt.

Mrs Wing has just been away to get her private plates fitted on her car. Mrs Wing is a moron you say? No, I'll be the moron as I was the one who purchased the private registration for her Christmas.

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So you've been spoiled? Through the early Campbell years where we sacked him for the temerity of being second in the league to St Mirren mid October (we hadn't lost a game before going to Love St), to the Calderwood era where we spunked away money we didn't have over a 4 year period to climb to heady heights of a 4th place finish in the SPL (and Scottish Cup final), then nearly getting relegated the following season, bar a late miracle to keep us up, then eventually succumbing to a relegation in 2007 (although making a cup final where we were beaten by a fucking toe-poke), not gaining promotion until 2011 under Jim Mcinytre's fluid footballing side that swept to promotion, only to last one season in the SPL, being relegated than nearly completely folding in 2013, before a points deduction and subsequent administration meant we were relegated into league 1 (could have been avoided if we had held onto our lead at Firhill), having The Rangers in our league 1 season the first time of asking (we won't talk about the next season under Jefferies and Potter). Allan Johnston gets the job and utterly strolls the league. Promotion and consolidation happens. Building season upon season. AJ loses his job. Craw comes in to steady the ship. Gets a chance to build his own team. New German investment with the goal of reaching the playoffs and potential to get promotion. We are currently ingrained in a play off place. So this is the worst team you have seen in almost 21 years? I would dare say you're talking shite. You probably said the same during the JJ debacle on league 1. Edit - the quoted text should have been at the the top but who care. The same point stands

What the fùck are you smoking?

At the start of the season, I assume Crawford's remit would be get us to finish in a playoff position. As shit as the football has been, his remit could be achieved meaning I'd imagine he would stay at the helm. The football's honking, it's hardly Jefferies/Potter 7th placed finish in L1 honking, but it's not pleasant.

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Qatar for the World Cup........hopefully

Shsine on you crazy diamond. That's the one for me.

What about an average sized wife? Should I perhaps trade her in for something more economical? I'm a bit afraid to get a hybrid wife!

I'll reply to myself but here's the fucking monstrosity. b*****ds!

Wait till you.see the side of the building facing the railway at New Street. A giant fucking union flag wrapped onto the windows of the building. I obviously give it the 2 fingered salute everytime I drive past it.

He's never fully recovered from executing that God-botherer Coffey though.

You do know you've just set yourself up for a fall haven't you?

Mrs Wing : you've got a problem. Mr Wing : not really, the only problem I have is that it takes up to 15 hours to chill to perfecTion.

FUCKING YES!

Can't find them on beerhawk, any help pointing me in the right direction?

Probably because she looks like she eats from a trough most of the time, nobody would disbelieve if she actually did.

Mine's are usually flushed away.

I didn't say I was eating anything in the bathroom. I just asked if eating in the bathroom is similar in rank behaviour as eating in the bedroom.

Does eating in bathrooms also constitute rank behaviour?

What about bathrooms?

Thanks for playing

Indeed

3 things guaranteed to happen in life: death, taxes and a Gary Oliver goal against the Pars.