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You'll get fined for the bold Renton not wearing a seatbelt.
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Calling Cards of Morons
Chicken Wing replied to Highland Capital's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Mrs Wing has just been away to get her private plates fitted on her car. Mrs Wing is a moron you say? No, I'll be the moron as I was the one who purchased the private registration for her Christmas. -
Walking Down The Halbeath Road
Chicken Wing replied to Parscelona's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
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So you've been spoiled? Through the early Campbell years where we sacked him for the temerity of being second in the league to St Mirren mid October (we hadn't lost a game before going to Love St), to the Calderwood era where we spunked away money we didn't have over a 4 year period to climb to heady heights of a 4th place finish in the SPL (and Scottish Cup final), then nearly getting relegated the following season, bar a late miracle to keep us up, then eventually succumbing to a relegation in 2007 (although making a cup final where we were beaten by a fucking toe-poke), not gaining promotion until 2011 under Jim Mcinytre's fluid footballing side that swept to promotion, only to last one season in the SPL, being relegated than nearly completely folding in 2013, before a points deduction and subsequent administration meant we were relegated into league 1 (could have been avoided if we had held onto our lead at Firhill), having The Rangers in our league 1 season the first time of asking (we won't talk about the next season under Jefferies and Potter). Allan Johnston gets the job and utterly strolls the league. Promotion and consolidation happens. Building season upon season. AJ loses his job. Craw comes in to steady the ship. Gets a chance to build his own team. New German investment with the goal of reaching the playoffs and potential to get promotion. We are currently ingrained in a play off place. So this is the worst team you have seen in almost 21 years? I would dare say you're talking shite. You probably said the same during the JJ debacle on league 1. Edit - the quoted text should have been at the the top but who care. The same point stands
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Walking Down The Halbeath Road
Chicken Wing replied to Parscelona's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
What the fùck are you smoking? -
Walking Down The Halbeath Road
Chicken Wing replied to Parscelona's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
At the start of the season, I assume Crawford's remit would be get us to finish in a playoff position. As shit as the football has been, his remit could be achieved meaning I'd imagine he would stay at the helm. The football's honking, it's hardly Jefferies/Potter 7th placed finish in L1 honking, but it's not pleasant. -
Qatar for the World Cup........hopefully
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Shsine on you crazy diamond. That's the one for me.
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What about an average sized wife? Should I perhaps trade her in for something more economical? I'm a bit afraid to get a hybrid wife!
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
Chicken Wing replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
Chicken Wing replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Wait till you.see the side of the building facing the railway at New Street. A giant fucking union flag wrapped onto the windows of the building. I obviously give it the 2 fingered salute everytime I drive past it. -
Walking Down The Halbeath Road
Chicken Wing replied to Parscelona's topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
He's never fully recovered from executing that God-botherer Coffey though. -
The Tennents Lager Appreciation Society
Chicken Wing replied to NorthernJambo's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Mrs Wing : you've got a problem. Mr Wing : not really, the only problem I have is that it takes up to 15 hours to chill to perfecTion. -
The Tennents Lager Appreciation Society
Chicken Wing replied to NorthernJambo's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
FUCKING YES! -
The Tennents Lager Appreciation Society
Chicken Wing replied to NorthernJambo's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Can't find them on beerhawk, any help pointing me in the right direction? -
Infuriating Things Your Partner Does
Chicken Wing replied to Dee Man's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Probably because she looks like she eats from a trough most of the time, nobody would disbelieve if she actually did. -
Infuriating Things Your Partner Does
Chicken Wing replied to Dee Man's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Mine's are usually flushed away. -
Infuriating Things Your Partner Does
Chicken Wing replied to Dee Man's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
I didn't say I was eating anything in the bathroom. I just asked if eating in the bathroom is similar in rank behaviour as eating in the bedroom. -
Infuriating Things Your Partner Does
Chicken Wing replied to Dee Man's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Does eating in bathrooms also constitute rank behaviour? -
Infuriating Things Your Partner Does
Chicken Wing replied to Dee Man's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
What about bathrooms? -
Dunfermline Athletic v Greenock Morton
Chicken Wing replied to DAFC.'s topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
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Dunfermline Athletic v Greenock Morton
Chicken Wing replied to DAFC.'s topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
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Dunfermline Athletic v Greenock Morton
Chicken Wing replied to DAFC.'s topic in Scottish Championship General Chatter
3 things guaranteed to happen in life: death, taxes and a Gary Oliver goal against the Pars.