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  1. aussietamara

    Hi everyone - I am happy to answer any questions that you may wish to ask regarding the story in the Daily Record today. Best regards Tamara Campbell.

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      What's Tamara you?

      HEY!

      Why you looka so sad?

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  2. Waffelz

    If Ronaldo doesn't win Ballon D'or this year, we riot.

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      No we don't.

  3. jagfox

    He's just a rinky-dink panther...

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      and it's as plain as your nose....

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  4. SteelJag

    Whats another word for thesaurus?

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      hingmy

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  5. Daviehaybhoy

    WE BEAT BARCELONA 2-1!!!!

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      Like for cup semi-finals at the national stadium?

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  6. Daviehaybhoy

    God bless you Josef. Looking forward to the arrival of the new Holy Father. God Bless

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      Seig Heil, Josef. SCHNELL!

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  7. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Gay men taking each other up the aisle

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      Fnarr Fnarr

  8. Monster

    If you don;t play PDC World darts Prediction league then you're a mobile DJ. FACT.

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      Never trust a man who doesn't like the arrows.

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  9. Bairnforever1992
    :(
    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      8===D~~~

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  10. Chris-54Titles-

    If I have one son then I'll have ten and they'll all grow up to be loyal orangemen

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      Aye. A shite song, sung by brain donors.

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  11. Chris-54Titles-

    If I have one son then I'll have ten and they'll all grow up to be loyal orangemen

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      How would you know what they'll grow up to be? You'll no doubt skip out on both them and their upkeep.

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  12. Live Lauren

    Would you rather sing everything you say, or dance every time you move? #wouldyourather

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      I'd rather pass £100 notes everytime I shite if we're talking in ridiculous terms.

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  13. Long live the 69

    f**k this.

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      WHEEEEEEY

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  14. WILLIAMSHATNER

    why do i even f u c k i n g bother.

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      There's Klingons on the Starboard bow, Jim.

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  15. Stevie Aitken's Love Child

    My lovely horse running through the....field!

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse......dentists

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  16. Stevie Aitken's Love Child

    My lovely horse running through the....field!

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the........wind?

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  17. xNicola_Ghirl1888x

    jus booked up my summer hols! :)

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      2 weeks of pumping.

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  18. RobRoyGuy

    wtf just got a 1986 commonwealth games 2 pound coin in my change , is it worth anything ?

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      about £8-£10

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  19. vikingTON

    Burton O'Brien is a smacked up Paisley b*****d

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      From South Africa

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  20. xNicola_Ghirl1888x

    how many tonight then? ;)

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      How many what? Men?

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  21. SuperAlly

    Starting monday it's SuperAlly week on P&B

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      Super Ally week? Is this where everyone bands together and tells you what they think of you? Because everyone thinks you are a c**t 52 weeks a year. Why need a special occasion to celebrate it?

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  22. SuperAlly

    gutted for the Scottish bird on deal or no deal, ooft!

    1. djchapsticks

      djchapsticks

      Oh aye. £24,000 for standing picking random boxes. Poor cow.

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