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We're away to Kilmarnock that day (if we don't make it to the LC final) Fuck going to Kilmarnock, that's what I say!

Still. It's not quite Photoshopped, is it? Both could have been cracking if done in paint.

*Pacefalm*

I'll be honest, I can't see any other outcome than Rock vs Punk vs Cena for the title at Mania. Punk has been so vocal in the past about his bitterness at not yet main-eventing a Mania and obviously has a lot of pull within the company now to make this happen. Also, Cena-Rock was billed as 'once in a lifetime', wouldn't really make sense to have a second one on one match at mania, especially a year later.

Farid el All-Gooey

Gregory Tada!

That's brilliant!

As am I, there is an ulterior motive for bumping it after 7 months, y'know.

Bump. Still a belter of a thread! Gary Linear and Landing Donnervan are inspired.

I've switched it off. Can't stomach seeing that fat pervert winning another championship.

They are. Taylor wonderland getting sung already. Fannies.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/other-sports/darts/phil-taylor-threatens-to-quit-after-1512867 "I’d walk away tomorrow night if people feel so much animosity towards me. Honestly, at the minute I would because I feel very down, very low." “It’s cracking me up, it is doing my head in. The way I feel now I would just retire all together after the final."

I see Taylor is threatening to retire if the crowds turn on him. What a fanny of the highest order.

No he didn't. He simply didn't let go of his hand as he expected to exchange a few words of goodwill with Taylor as they normally do whenever they meet one another.

Right, I'll post my Scotland XI for 31/12/2018, halfway through our doomed Euro 2020 qualifying campaign as things stand. GK - Bell DL - Lee Wallace DC - Gary Fucking Caldwell (still) DC - Grant Hanley DR - Phil Bardsley ML - James Forrest MC - James McArthur MC - John McGinn MR - Matt Phillips ST - Jordan Rhodes ST - Stephen Fletcher Subs - Tony Watt, Islam Feruz, Jack Harper, Robert Snodgrass, Tom Cairney, Denny Johnstone, Danny Wilson, Dylan Mcgeouch, Mackay-Steven, Kenny Mclean Our lack of centre halves coming through is terrifying.

Possible wellness violation, but I'll spoiler it as it contains info on a TV taping:

Well that's certainly not Van Barneveld's version of events. He's not answered the apologetic text from Taylor and it still mightily irritated with him to the extent that he is openly backing van Gerwen to give him a spanking.

Exactly, Taylor behind the scenes will be even angrier now with Barney's statement. He's grovelling around all the media outlets today saying sorry for his actions and instead of toeing the party line like Taylor no doubt wants, Barneveld has in no uncertain terms said 'fuck him'. Barneveld is a true professional and kept his head very well last night when others would have popped him right in the mouth live in front of the cameras.

Expect nothing less from Taylor, he's a horrible slimy sex offender who thinks he runs the entire show and expects the entire world of darts to pander to his every whim. As was said, if you roll over and lick his arse pre-match, he'll love you for it. If you take the stance that you're not going to go out in fear of him, much like Barney said, then he'll spit the dummy and act as if he's being disrespected. No-one will bring him to task for any of his misdemeanours as he's the golden boy of the PDC. Much in the same way that Jimmy Savile was the golden boy of the BBC and was never taken to task for any of his shite. He shat his pants a few years ago from Chris Mason who was going to give him a tanking for his shite, then sat in the safety of the studio in front of live television cameras and gave it the big 'I am' and verbally ripping Mason a new ringpiece whilst knowing Mason had no right of reply, effectively gaining the moral high ground. He could have quite easily sorted it out backstage and pleaded the fifth on TV, like he did tonight. But unlike Barney, Mason was not a nice man and would probably have kicked Taylor about the Ally Pally car park like an empty shellsuit, so he got his defence in first. A fat cowardly beast.

That's GOT to be David Van Zanten on the left. If it isn't then it's a fucking doppelganger.

1984. This has been on my 'to do' list since first year in school when our teacher sat in English one day and spoke of 1984 and it's general content and based a lesson around the concept of 'newspeak', which as a 12 year old I'd never heard of but was fascinated in. I'm glad I never read it as a child with very limited understand of the world, as I'd have no doubt found it boring and my train of thought wouldn't have allowed me to enjoy it. As an adult though? I was blown away. Chilling read, absolutely fantastic. The last three chapters in particular sent chills down my spine. Completely bleak from start to finish, but always gives you that tiny sense of optimism that his love will conquer all and he'll die with dignity. Orwell was a genius and in a world where we are being increasingly monitored at all times, scarily accurate. The sheer insanity of The Party and their policies is frustrating in the extreme to take in. 10/10

Fantastic match. I Downloaded TLC just to have a look at this on the recommendation of the guys on the PPV thread.

They do though. It's not generally accepted for men to enjoy songs from any of the artists in question.

Last one from me, I have zero regrets about this. Even though it's Stock Aitken and Waterman.

And another: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IzPV_xyDvw Edit: Just going back through the thread and saw DundeeBarry put this on page 3. I salute you sir. For posterity and solidarity, I'll keep mine here too.