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Sergeant Wilson

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  1. Sergeant Wilson
    I thought it was a cookery programme.
  2. Sergeant Wilson
    There was an old guy in Airdrie called Turnroon, because he said it so much.
  3. Sergeant Wilson
    The police gave him a stern warning about shooting black people...That's their job.
  4. Sergeant Wilson
    ^^^Weirdo.
  5. Sergeant Wilson
    He was there to reposess her telly.
  6. Sergeant Wilson
    What the f**k were you thinking, watching it at all.
  7. Sergeant Wilson
    Kirk, as in church. Not people called Kirk, although I don't like them either.
  8. Sergeant Wilson
    People who don't leave the car in gear deserve to die mid-coitus.
  9. Sergeant Wilson
    How do you know if someone is at "work"?
  10. Sergeant Wilson
    Of course you do.
  11. Sergeant Wilson
    FTFY
  12. Sergeant Wilson
    Failed suicide bomber in a coco pops factory.
  13. Sergeant Wilson
    Wattle we doo?
  14. Sergeant Wilson
    Now we're getting somewhere.
  15. Sergeant Wilson
    You fancy me.
  16. Sergeant Wilson
    Messages.
  17. Sergeant Wilson
    Watch your car doesn't fall down the stairs.
  18. Sergeant Wilson
    I'm glad someone did.
  19. Sergeant Wilson
    A copper telling the truth is quite surprising.
  20. Sergeant Wilson
    In an ideal world, aye.
  21. Sergeant Wilson
    Was he in a tank?
  22. Sergeant Wilson
    I think we know all the horrible ways to w**k after the last couple of days.
  23. Sergeant Wilson
    Until they do it with an emu under their arms they are nothing.
  24. Sergeant Wilson
    I know where she shops.
  25. Sergeant Wilson
    They have voted to give him all the money they don't have,
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