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  1. Cardinal Richelieu
    I'm a known ginger (kinda), so cheers guys. Here's my favourite.
  2. Cardinal Richelieu
    And I'm sure all the "stunning ginger birds" are now dripping like a fucked fridge at being deemed worthy enough to receive your Union Jack-crowned walloper
  3. Cardinal Richelieu
    4 4 me 2. Don't think I've ever answered a question beginning "Which yacht" correctly.
  4. Cardinal Richelieu
    Been thinking about leasing. Means getting rid of my 7 year old Seat Leon, which to be honest, hasn't given me a spot of bother engine-wise since I bought it. Only got 1 key, CD player's gubbed and the central locking doesn't work (without the spare key) and there's a few other minor cosmetic issues. Anyone know if lease places take your motor as a trade-in against the initial payment / monthly lease costs?
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    3 out of 10. And already made an arse of the curry quiz.
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    6 out of 10. A season's best for the Aussie one. I know NOTHING about cricket, but I'll give the quiz a shot simply cos I'm getting paid for it. 3 out of 10.
  7. Cardinal Richelieu
    2/10, based solely on my the fact that that's probably what I would get if it was up.
  8. Cardinal Richelieu
    2 out of 10. Utter rubbish.
  9. Cardinal Richelieu
    I got a similar response when i messaged my burd via whatsapp rather than facebook. "You're chatting up girls on facebook and didn't want to get us confused"
  10. Cardinal Richelieu
    That's the fella. Still very un-PC. Love the line "I'm getting rather tired of Wilson's sordid peccadillos". That's getting reused
  11. Cardinal Richelieu
    Are you shagging Pike's maw? (unlucks if so)
  12. Cardinal Richelieu
    Slightly back on-topic, but my maw used to love Dad's Army, but refused to watch 'Allo 'Allo because it made light of the atrocities suffered by the French Resistance during WWII. Never really understood that logic tbh.
  13. Cardinal Richelieu
    Are you sure that's wise sir? I'd say a woman getting beaten up is worse than taking the piss out of someone's skin colour.
  14. Cardinal Richelieu
    Wrong thread for this, but do you remember the Dad's Army episode where for some reason they were searching for the owner of some women's lingerie? (I think it definitely had jumped the shark at this point). Anyway, they knock on some guy's door and he assumes that it's his wife's underwear so he slams on the door on Mainwaring & Co, then proceeds to kick seven shades of living shit out his wife (heard, not seen), accompanied by much hilarity and canned laughter. Not sure where I'm going with this, but it was the most inappropriate thing I've ever seen on any telly programme, let alone a "family friendly" one like Dad's Army.
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    Of you, silly. You put yourself across as Sergeant Wilson, but I reckon you sound like Private Frazer and act like Private Godfrey.
  17. Cardinal Richelieu
    Crickets? Pics.
  18. Cardinal Richelieu
    A shameful 3 in the Aussie quiz. And an even more shameful 2 in the curry quiz. I need to tikka long hard look at myself.
  19. Cardinal Richelieu
    Quite proud of myself for deciphering that. I should join MI6.
  20. Cardinal Richelieu
    Damn. That's where I've been going wrong all these years.
  21. Cardinal Richelieu
    Tis easier to remember an email address than a phone number my friend.
  22. Cardinal Richelieu
    4 out of 10 yet again. Can't even moan about the Aussie question since I got it right. I miss the Guardian Quiz. It might have been equally solid but at least I usually got 5/10 on that.
  23. Cardinal Richelieu
    The company I work for has been bought over. Worries about redundancies and relocations are one thing, but just been notified that my previously snappy email address of cardinalr@company.com has changed to... cardinal.richelieu@company-anothercompany.com More than twice as long, it's impossible for people to remember (especially when I scream it in a girl's ear in a busy pub) and reminiscent of an email address from 20 years ago.
  24. Cardinal Richelieu
    2 out of 10. Putting the Grim in Grimbo.
  25. Cardinal Richelieu
    5 out of 10. As useless as tits on a nun.
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