Cardinal Richelieu
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Censors name and picture of girl in question.
Posts link to uncensored original thread.
I censored nothing. It's an image taken from another website. I posted the facebook link if anyone was interested, since neither the police nor the girl seem to want it removed.
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Some years ago, while walking down the street with a well-endowed lassie who tripped and fell chest-first on the pavement, I remarked something similar about how lucky she was to have such voluptuous airbags to cushion her fall.
That went down like a cup of cold sick.
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QFT let's see the response!
Not sure what that means, but 3 people liked it - and one gave it a heartwarming LOL.
Just found out he stole it from this stand-up comic: https://twitter.com/realjeffreyross
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Amid all the "Well done America" predictable and irrelevant gobshite, someone posted this gem.
It's been a tight race. But it's not a sprint, it's a marathon. And like in any marathon, I'm picking the guy from Kenya.
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There are not enough kicks in the pie for this
You should point out that the woman bears a striking resemblance to Roald Dahl's Witches.
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The following sums up every "copy and paste this as your status" post:
Please copy & paste this to your status in support of [insert cause here] because, with the singular exception of doing absolutely nothing, it's literally the very least you could do, and we must all at least outwardly appear to care about [insert cause here] lest we be publicly shamed by everyone else on Facebook who's also not actually doing anything to help with [insert cause here], aside from this pointless, self-serving, completely empty gesture
Top drawer banter.
I wish I could muster the courage to post this, but sadly there's the 1 in a 100 chance that that bird I've always fancied that was defo going to give me my hole would take offence and be non-forthcoming with said hole.
Shame.
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Who's your favourite chaser?
I'm a big fan of ...er... The Beast.
^^^ Beast
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He just wanted a pizza the action.
At least cos of the papers' actions, Jefferies was awarded some dough.
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Guy in bottom right is Vincent Tabak the guy who was convicted of killing Joanna Yeates.
Cheers. It's a good job that the same baying mob didn't get their hands on Yeates' landlord, Chris Jefferies, before he was fully exonerated and received damages and compensation from the press who feel they have a right to print whatever they damn please.
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In that pic of four ne'er-do-wells, who is the one at the bottom right? I must have missed that particular beasting in the news.
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If you had a pair o' beets oan and it was a geed day......I'd have fathomed ye oot.
I'm sorry. I don't speak gobbledygook.
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Soz. Will have to pull out of this .... not that anyone will know who I am or care!
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I'm actually friends with more dead people on FB than I am black people. I hope that doesn't make me a racist.
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Watch out. I've got a big one.
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For those of you with Spotify, here's my favourites:
1. Duran Duran – A View to a Kill
2. A-ha – The Living Daylights
3. Rita Coolidge – All Time High - From The Motion Picture Octopussy
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Just caught Van Damme doing a "Coast to Coast" with a steel chair onto Jerry Lynn's face behind a metal ladder. Looked pretty brutal (despite the lack of replay)...
It's an odd world where showing that on telly is acceptable, but they feel the need to bleep out the SHIT, in HOLY SHIT.
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9 inches, 5 seconds.
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I'm in.
Wtf is a provvy cheque? I don't think I have one anyway.
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sick of miserable, whining people. We all have problems, deal with them. put a face on and deal with them at home
Can someone suggest a sarcastic reply to this? Despite the fact that she is quite sound, I can't let the irony slide by the lassie who posted this on FB.
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Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
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It'd certainly take a while with so many folk to get served a pint if the turn out is decent, would all the pubs accommodate such a following?
I can't see any pubs turning away too many punters, even if 30 of us turn out - which is optimistic. My experience of online meetups is that a lot of people pull out for various reasons. You're right about the fact that it might take a while to be served. Maybe we should just buy a 3 litre bottle of Frosty Jacks for each stop and drink it out of plastic cups.
So are you coming out dressed as Lex Veldhuis?
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Cardinals don't do T-shirts. But the ceremonial robes have been ordered. I'm sure they'll go down a treat in the Louden. And while I'm in there, I might take them to task about how all 3 Louden Taverns can claim to be "The Best Pub in the World".
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Annoying things people write on Facebook
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Refreshed with beverages, I just posted this. I await the onslaught