[Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl]

Apologies to Rick Astley and my boss...

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We've no suspects to blame,

We've duped the fools, we ain't camera-shy

Exoneration's what we're thinking of,

Fame like this, money cannot buy

I don't wanna tell you what we're hiding,

At least our skin is, nicely tanned:

Never gonna dig you up

Never gonna have you found

Never gonna reveal the truth of what we know

Never gonna be off TV

Even when you're sick of me,

Never gonna tell a lie, now I'm arguido

We've not been famous, very long.

The muck they're raking but,

We'll sue if you say it,

Inside we both know whats been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask us how we're feeling,

We'll tell you live on ITV:

Never gonna dig you up

Never gonna have you found

Never gonna reveal the truth of what we know

Never gonna be off TV

Even when you're sick of me,

Never gonna tell a lie, now I'm arguido

[Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl]

Top drawer

▪ Idea/Suggestion Seventy One: Get Rick Astley Re-release the song Never Gonna Give You Up. Because we're never gonna give her up, Never gonna let her down,Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help.

Fancy doing this one as well? All I can think of is "Never gonna dig you up" which isn't very nice.

[Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl]

More comedy gold from www.madeleinemccann.co.uk ...

Ideas for helping find Maddie...

▪ Idea/Suggestion Sixty Nine: Get American actor/songwriter Will Smith re-release his single "Fresh Prince of Bel-air" with updated lyrics for Maddy. The song even starts off in a relevant way: "Now this is the story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down." - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help.

▪ Idea/Suggestion Sixty Seven: Shouldn’t the car that Robert Murat hired be tested by forensic scientists. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help.

▪ Idea/Suggestion Seventy: Barrel rolls save lives. Have an air show in support of Maddie. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help.

▪ Idea/Suggestion Seventy One: Get Rick Astley Re-release the song Never Gonna Give You Up. Because we're never gonna give her up, Never gonna let her down,Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help.

▪ Idea/Suggestion Seventy Three: In the next edition of Merlin's Premier League Sticker Album, have the top player's sticker for each club replaced with a sticker of Maddy eg. Steven Gerrard for Liverpool - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help.

[Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl]

Courtesy of http://www.madeleinemccann.co.uk, here are a few ideas put forward by the general public to help find her...

▪ Idea/Suggestion Two: Use the skills of well know physic to track down Madeleine's location - Need help on this one, please contact me if live in/near Praia Da Lux.

▪ Idea/Suggestion Sixty Two: Ask everyone in the world to search their neighbour's house and see if she's hidden in the cupboards or something. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help.

▪ Idea/Suggestion Fifty Eight: A 5 minute silence world wide. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help.

▪ Idea/Suggestion Eighteen: Use an airship to search through Europe maybe parts of Africa. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help.

▪ Idea/Suggestion Twenty Three: Contact the internet providers around the world, country by country, and create a "pop-up" that would pop up on every single computer in the world with Madeleine's picture. - Need help on this one please contact me if you can help.