OFFS DUNDEE!!

I turned 50 recently and it really hit home hard. I know it's a cliché, but mate fucking enjoy your youth. I still think I'm 30, but now I'm seeing and have seen family, really good friends and the in laws losing the battle against various cancers and age related illnesses. Don't worry about being old just yet.

Spoiler alert! HMRC killed Lucy Beale with a fake tax bill. She will be now known as The Lucy Beale. Sorry to ruin tonight's cliffhanger.

Basically, your fans will return as soon a you as start winning cups again? Doesn't matter who's in charge? Glory hunting c***s the lot of you. The Rangers fans have came out in defence in this thread to muddy the waters and has successfully ruined potentially the humour/ celebration of this thread. Can we please refrain against replying to bigoted/ sectarian posts and get back sharing the hilarity of the last 3 years? 1.Ian Black red card 2.Ally can't see the bottom line of his contract. If it was £100 per week I'm sure he would've! 3.My Glorious Raith, Hearts, Hibs, Queen of the south, Alloa and Peterhead, and Dufc comrades rubbing their nose in it 4 traynor 5 Green, Whyte and everyone since! 6 Mr Custard 7 A possibility of spending another year or maybe years in the Championship 8 Possible administration/ Liquidation. Such happy memories and I believe a lot more to come. Well done everyone at Ibrox, Well done

There are too many to mention, all very enjoyable though. But there was one post on the BRALT which genuinely made me laugh for days thinking about it. A Rangers fan ( probably) had a fit in a reply to a post by saying " Dear god, you are such a fucking idiot" and had a meltdown, someone made it into a hymn or a xmas card. It was sheer humour at it's very best.

Just when you think this thread couldn't get more ironic a Celtic fan comes along and questions a poster about embarrassment or shame! Fucking love it!

I will follow my club and be at Dens on Saturday hoping to beat the "other cheek" If we manage a shot on target and yet get beat 4-0 I will know we put up a better fight than your poor excuse of a team of overpaid c***s did last Sunday. Hey, how would you feel if we took them to a replay, or, heaven forbid beat them?

Aw diddums, were you pissed off Celtic had better players than you? You don't like playing bigger teams than you? c**t! you've got a fucking cheek, how do you think the rest of us felt playing you lot when you had Gazza, Laudrup , Etc,for instance? Drink it in and remember now you are worse than us diddies, you're nothing more than cheating hasbeens who think they can still lord it up over everyone. Sorry, those days are long gone!

But Super Ally knew how to play "The Rangers" fans superbly. I find it so hard to comprehend what this man has taken from your club and seems to have escaped unscathed. Can you tell me your real feelings towards him? Serious question btw.

The Viking invader known as " Rad the Pudlen" invaded Scotland from the Firth of Forth in 1236. He and his warriors travelled South and West brutally raping every man and women they came across in their quest for victory. To this day not one person south of the Forth Road Bridge acknowledges " The Red Pudding"

Reading the hilarity of "The Rangers" saga during a wee bit of jet lag over the last 10 days here in Jamaica has been wonderful. Thank you.

Just answer the question put forward to you Tedi... Yes or No? Thank you.

If your father came from England would you support them?

Longshot time. Is there a link available?

You couldn't be further from the truth! Just wanted to see if it was as an outlandish idea as it appears? And to stick a few bob on it if it was a goer.

Sincerely hope so! Ronnie boy reminds me of Moyes at Man utd last season totally out of his depth. Hartley will be a cheap replacement and the bigots see him as Sellick minded. It's going to happen. Somebody get the odds please.

You just know when things are starting to go right for Dundee one of the ugly sisters come and f**k it up. Can anyone find the odds on Hartley being Celtic Manager before 31-10-14? It's going to happen might as well make some money out of it!

Hamas job centre rather amused me. Apology accepted though, your royal rudeness.

They never got invited? Jesus, that's the weakest and probably the worst excuse I have ever heard! They knew full well and were indeed invited to Egypt for initial talks. In the face of military adversity, knowing the people of Palestine would suffer they decide to drink in their bedroom whilst the adults talk downstairs? When will you realise that Hamas are letting the citizens down?

What are Hamas plans for Israel? Hamas have not observed the last 7 ceasefires, how can you defend this? You should be a spokesperson as you just deflect the blame as good as the spin doctors from each side I watched earlier on BBC News. c***s!

Of course they wouldn't they're both intent on destroying each other. Look, this has been going on for decades and has no real possibility of an agreement. Every 2 or 3 years it explodes and p***ks the world's attention to the suffering. But right now a ceasefire needs to be negotiated for the immediate future and let them both think they have won. 1. STOP THE ROCKETS! 2.Diplomatic pressure from the UN on the US to intervene. No doubt see you here in 2016

If Hamas stop rocket launching surely Israel have no reason to continue this bombardment? World opinion is surely reaching breaking point on this and it only needs the US to start asking questions on the legality of their intentions. Listen to both sides media spin they BOTH have little regard for human life. Once again I say it rests with Hamas to begin with STOP THE FUCKING ROCKETS!

I must admit I'm quite surprised by this little outburst. I have respected your previous posts as they seemed to be reasonable, well balanced inputs to any thread. You have now basically come across in my opinion as someone who is delusional and regards himself as some sort of P+B royalty? Would you say the same thing to strangers in a pub who were talking about this subject? Of course you wouldn't! Does this make you a so called keyboard warrior? Take a leaf out of posters such as "the king" and others who can retort with an educated ( yet biased IMO) reply and make way for a reasoned debate. Please take more time to add to the thread rather than a childish " shut the f**k up" Dear oh dear! You really are an odious little c**t...

Excellent input Henry Kissinger.

You must agree that those wee cheeky chappies Hamas are playing a high risk strategy game with the lives of their people, no? Let's organise a march to Stop Hamas using hospitals as armouries...

Hey Anna Botting I've got sky news. I really don't need one-sided updates from you thanks. Isreal have gone too far I agree, however if you really are that outraged why don't you go over there, visit the Hamas job centre and apply to be a human shield? Apparently they take anyone.