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    Even if we don’t appoint him, I still wanna know who the World Cup winner was that we mentioned on the website. Berti Vogts?
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    Fireman Doyle to the rescue!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-44224594?SThisFB
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    Certainly showing my age too, if I go to a gig during the week I now need at least one day off work afterwards to recover
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    The way the slanted part of the sponsor logo lines up with the right side of the club crest is oddly satisfying.
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    When you’re walking behind someone at a much quicker pace and you move to one side to overtake them, but when you get a yard behind them they start walking quicker. This means you are awkwardly walking just over their shoulder at the same pace. What do you do? Walk even quicker to overtake them or drop back to a respectable distance so you don’t seem like some mad stalker?!
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    Remember when I was in first year playing about on the wee red roundabout with a pal during lunch, when a couple of older kids decided it would be fun to spin it really fast for a good minute or so with us still on it. Ended up spewing my lunch all over the floor of the techy class half an hour later. The leftover sawdust came in handy.
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    Can just imagine everyone learning gaelic, then BBC Alba changing their football commentary to English
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    Not really a funny name but this always makes me chuckle.
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    Have seen some pics of the new movie but refuse to watch any video clips that have been posted. IMO Freddie Mercury should not be portrayed by anyone but Freddie Mercury. I'd rather stick on Milton Keynes 82 or Wembley 86 than watch this nonsense.
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    Even worse when you’re wearing glasses.
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    Hurry up and get to Hampden.
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    Are they having curry at the reception?
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    Phillip will be seething inside.
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    This guy’s on fire...
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    What do the Queen and Prince Harry have in common?
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    People of a certain age that use Snapchat. I always thought this app was for kids, but it’s always disturbing when you see a woman in their 30s posting a selfie online with dogs ears and star halo filters.
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    This. Usually go into great depth to tell you how amazing the dessert was too, but it was too much and they couldn’t finish it.
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    Lord left nut?
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    Prince Charles to walk Meghan down the aisle in the absence of her father? Not sure why as he isn’t related to either her or Harry in any way...
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    In my work we deal with a lot of application forms and see a lot of weird and wonderful names, the best one so far is a ‘Rodger A. Child’. No joke, even saw his passport as proof.
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    I’d take Mohsni and Flood tbh...
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    Top tip for today - don’t eat salt and vinegar crisps when you have a mouth ulcer. Ya f*cker.
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