IainMorton

Only cups they’ll be seeing this season.

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That’s an ashtray. You’d be lucky to get three spoonfuls out of that.

Have blue or pink lights on the underside of their shitty car which also has a rear wing on it. You’re not an F1 driver, mate.

I’d be up for that. No excuses for not watching since it’s on Netflix. Starting with S1E1.

Best part was probably Naveed talking about his tadger still working even if Meena was to pop her clogs. You can see that most episodes this season have a good storyline and the intention is there, it's just the execution that’s terrible. Agree with others, they have to give it up. They’re trying too hard now IMO.

WTF was that?

Didn’t realise the Hydro was also an airport...

Can’t see them splitting that stand. Isn’t there only one set of turnstiles at the far end? No way will they let both sets of fans mix especially on a day like that. Just asking for trouble if you ask me.

On the site now. 1000 tickets. Can’t see us sharing the stand...

Will probably put them on sale @ 2:55 on the day of the game.

I can see you deliberately losing the next two games so the game against us will be when you wrap up the title, assuming Livi keep winning of course!

I think the fact the father phones the AA as soon as the engine warning light goes on is just as bad ...and the car is on the move again three seconds after the mechanic opens the bonnet. Yeah right how often does that happen?

Hard to think that Negan has been on the show for two years now, as it was the season six finale he appeared out the RV before bashing Abraham’s skull.

I’ll always refer to Morton as “we”, and Scotland too obviously. There are other clubs that I follow but I’d never refer to them as “we”.

My parcel has been with Royal Mail and ready for delivery since 6:30 yesterday morning. Raging.

Football fans that refer to more than one club as “we”.

Superb again. Loved that side of Negan when he throttled Simon, the look on his face. Wow. Dwight is a wee turd, hope he gets a good death next week. Can’t wait.

Someone posted this on one of the Facebook fans page. 30 years ago today. Was this our last win in the top flight?

People who think they are better than you because they are paying less for their mobile phone contract. Guy in my work slags me off cos he only pays £19 a month for a Samsung phone and gets unlimited data, while I pay significantly more for an iPhone X and only get 12GB of data. Bugger off it’s my money I can do what I like with it.

Didn’t know Diego Costa was from Dundee...

My family support Rangers and I was brought up supporting them. My uncle took me to my first Morton game when I was 12 as my dad worked shifts and couldn’t take me to Ibrox. Never looked back since. Was a strange experience when we played them in the league a couple of years ago, being in the away end at Ibrox and having family members just on the other side of the segregation barrier. Even better when we scored Also find it a bit odd cos I’ve never lived in Greenock in my life.

Thought the Tam storyline was decent enough and was better than the main pie story, and the scanner thing started well with Isa trying to have a gossip with it but it quickly went downhill. Yet again, no reason for Mick to be on there and that's now two weeks in a row he's been buying pints. This homeless guy has more money to spend that I do, and I work 40 hours a week!!

What a load of pie.

I always do that. Kinda takes the meaning out of the word “contactless”