IainMorton

https://gmfc.net/2018/05/08/john-sutton-appointed-development-coach/

Newcastle v Chelsea on Sunday. Depending on the midweek results this could be a massive game for Chelsea in their push to finish in the top four. Hoping that Newcastle do them a favour by beating Spurs on Wednesday night. I don't have a good record of watching Chelsea play at St James Park, two visits and two defeats - 3-2 in 2012/13 and 2-0 in 2013/14. Hoping for third time lucky!

Careful now. You'll have the forum PC police down on you like a ton of bricks.

Do you think he would do a job at Championship level? I personally think he’d be a nightmare appointment for us.

It’s as if the support matters more if they tell everyone what team they support. Why should it matter?

When someone related to football is serious ill or dies and someone leaves a sympathetic comment but then they feel the need to tell everyone what team they support, as if they will score more points if they support the rival of the team that person was connected to. (Morton fan)

Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm “a pint of lager please, and one for the road”.

People that say something offensive on social media then put “sorry not sorry” after it.

Spending a week training through work with nine other colleagues and for those of us that don’t drive, we have to get the train out to Hairmyres every day. Waiting for the train back to Glasgow on Monday afternoon and a female colleague asked “are we not on the wrong platform? This is the platform we got off the train this morning”. It’s a one track station...

This little beauty just popped up on my Facebook ‘memories’ from two years ago when Leicester won the league

Similar to Fred Bachirou. Left the club as he thought he would find a bigger and better club. Came crawling back a few months later, tail between his legs, as no one else wanted to sign him!!

Tell him you’ve already sent it and don’t accept returns. Problem solved

Yeah don’t see how we can have players signing new contracts when we don’t even have a manager. How do we know that the new guy coming in will have Jack in his plans and not want to bring in someone else? We need to sign Jai again. Get him on a two year deal and if it works out for both parties next season then cash in after a year. We do not want him leaving for nothing.

Strangers who want to have a staring contest with you on the train.

At any given moment, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

Losing both O’Ware and Lamie could be a disaster for us. I know we have Kilday to come back but I’d rather that Lamie stayed for at least another season. I hope whoever the new manager is they can convince him to sign a new deal.

Has he gone yet? Going by his team selection and body language today there is no chance he will be staying on as Morton manager.

Will have to wait and see with Crawford Rae taking over. Will he make his own decisions or will Daddy be having a word in his ear telling him what to do? I'd rather the Rae family stepped away altogether so we have fresh ideas.

https://gmfc.net/2018/04/28/from-the-office-of-the-chairman/

Disappointing as he is one of our better players and has scored important goals in the last 3/4 years. People have been having a go at him due to his “poor distribution”, again this is not down to Tam himself but rather his team mates not showing for the ball when we are looking to play out from the back and this is why we have to resort to hoofing it up the park.

Went to an underwater disco last night. Ended up pulling a muscle.

Just had my camouflage jacket stolen by a bloke in a wheelchair. He can hide, but he can't run.

Yep. While I had a pop at him on other threads for his useless tactics and mis-use of our best players in the last three months, I have no personal issues with the guy. He's given us a lot to smile about over the past three/four years, Including our first semi in over 35 years (ahem...). I will certainly applaud him tomorrow if it is indeed his last game in charge. I'm more interested, though, with the link to the Easdales in this story. Does this mean changes are afoot at boardroom level?

Why would he walk if he doesn’t get on with the Easdale brothers? Does this mean they are going to be playing a bigger role at the club from next season?