Wilky1878

Thanks.

How do you join this league?

That's less union bears and more union bear.

Happy enough with that, Alan Cook isn't a player I'm overly familiar with anyone else know much about him other than what Alloas site has?

Maybe I'm thinking too much into it but there is a possibility that it wasn't purely talent based that Jason was dropped from the team. In his comment he does mention about not being able to change someone's opinion and he wasn't convinced at the POTY night that he would be playing in the play offs

Tbf most of the games I missed were after Christmas. If Marr and Holmes leave then it really will feel like an end of the era of the club that's spanned over the past few years.

I'd like to keep hold of mccluskey. Obviously I'd love us to keep marr aswell but he doesn't seem to be in the gaffers plans unfortunately. I'm still not sure of my opinion on Taggart even after a full season. May be because I missed a few this year but he really seems hit or miss for me. I'd like to see us offer Mackin a deal and maybe see if Goodwin brings in any guys he played with aswell.

The leagues have been very tight yes, but that doesn't make playing each team 4 times the ideal solution if much rather play teams twice in the league I mean in the lower leagues you could play a team 4x in league, Scottish cup, league cup, challenge cup and playoffs

Bit meh for me, the 12 team setup is definitely better than the current 10 in the lower leagues but still has the potential of playing teams 4 times each season which is what slot of people want away from.

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’ So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked. I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.”

You missed the two best awards out lol

Took me a bit to figure out what you meant there... never even noticed that before.

You are an absolute cockwomble

I've missed most recent games so think I've only seen him 2/3 games. He's looked decent when I've seen him though and offers something else up front. Going by what I've heard from other fans he's definitely made an impact and we missed him in a game he didn't play.

Two young boys decide that they are old enough to begin using swear words, so they hatch a plan... "Today at breakfast, I'm going to use the words 'hell' and 'damn', and I want you to use the word 'ass' ". Then they procede down to the breakfast table. Their mother asks, "What do you boys want for breakfast?" The first boy quickly replies, "Aw hell, just give me some damn Cheerios!" Their mother immediately slaps him, scolds him, and sends him up to his room. She then glares at the other boy and asks him what he wants. After a moment he replies, "I dunno, but you can bet your fat ass it's not going to be Cheerios!"

I had Ed Sheeran castle on the hill in my head today. I don't even like the song

Waters, Spence and Graham would be my 3 main contenders this season. Kirkpatrick had a dip in form earlier in the season but seems to be back again, Cawley has really grown into this season aswell but I feel he had a slow start. Bearing in mind that I have missed a lot of games this season though so haven't seen the full picture.

I've got bellew round 7 and bellew round 7-9 but this is never lasting that long by the looks of it

Babysitting tonight so not been able to proper watch so far tonight. They're in bed now so time to get watching

I've payed for it aswell, I don't think I've ever had luck in finding good boxing streams.

Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches... the bad news is that it will require castration." You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He woundered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "that's what I need .. a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 42 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "how about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said "sure..." The salesman eyed Joe and said "let's see...34 sleeves and...16 and a half neck." Joe was suprised, "that's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years" Joe tried one the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked "how about some new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said "sure!" The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said "Let's see... 10-1/2...E." Joe said astonished, "that's right, how did you know?" "Been in business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked "how about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "sure!" The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said "Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." "The salesman shook his head, "you can't wear a size 34, it will press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

A radio station in Scotland are taking calls to discuss words that are commonly used but not in the dictionary. Their first call goes like this Radio Presenter: "hello sir, what word do you have for us today?" Caller: "Goan" RP: "Goan, I don't understand. Could you use it in a sentence please?" C: "Aye mate, goan f**k yersel" The Caller then goes into a fit of laughter before being cut off. An hour later another Caller gets through to the station. Radio Presenter: "Hello sir, do you have a word for us today?" Caller: "I do, yes" RP: "What word do you have for us then?" C: "Smee." RP: "Smee? I've never heard that one could you use it in a sentence please?" C: "S'mee again, goan f**k yersel!"

Posting on your rivals thread, the signs of obsession. Disgusting.

I actually never admitted nothing, I said we were accused of being mini Celtic by Rangers fans (and the reasons they had were hilarious aswell) and now we're getting called *** sympathisers by a wee jakey that's on our thread calling us obsessed...

Are you really as thick and dull as you come across on here?