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About £500 if you just wait til some travellers arrive in your area. They'll do it (badly) for a song. Just don't try to get them to rectify any issues when you're subsequently disappointed with the outcome though, if you value your kneecaps.

Probably doon the docks being his usual, predatory self.

Around the box? Stick a couple of pubes around the 18 yard line and he'd have won the ballon d'or. The sleazy c**t. Still interested in the context in which the club wanted to interact with the creepy weirdo in the first place?

OK, you can stay. For now...

There comes a time for well worn tropes to be retired, for the sake of discussions not being derailed by mind numbing shite. There have been many examples of this from both sides in recent threads between us. Time for a few lads to give their heads a wobble and get back to decent chat.

Please leave this site. (I've not read the whole of the last few pages, so if this is part of some in joke I'm unaware of, please accept a stay of execution).

Because I was only a little bit rapey....

If you're relying on having folk like Oliver, Fox, and Galloway having your back, you're a dirty wrong 'un and should be sentenced to life, without trial. Send him down m'lord.

Aye, it's shite when your actual arch rivals descend into decades long spells of diddy-dom. Even though they're actually closest to us, Hamilton being the dictionary definition of 'Tinpot' means they've never actually been our adversaries. They like to think they are, but their current status as League One dross kinda puts them firmly in 'Wee Man' territory. Like yourselves with Morton, our real rivals in Airdrie have been off the scene for literally decades now, so I suppose we have to try and build a rivalry of sorts in their absence. So up ye, ya St Mirren Bassa!!

'Sensible' obviously picked as an ironic user name. Guys got one, completely shite 'joke' he's used for years. It's been tedious pish since the 2nd time he repeated it. As you say, a lot of decent guys to interact with in the St's support, just scroll past the zoomers or else the match threads just turn into utter, grim as f**k shit-patter-fests.

You should see the crowds we get if a couple of junkies start fighting down the precinct. We've got all the highbrow entertainment you could wish for. Don't think anyone seriously thought it was a pen, just the usual last minute desperation cries trying to influence the ref when you know your tea's oot.

Rapey-Wapey = Jaily-Waily. If it can hopefully be proven, fingers crossed he gets plenty Timey-Wimey. The Scummy-Wummy, Noncey-Woncey cnut.

Tbh, with the amount of upheaval in the squad over the summer and having a couple of important players missing for a fair period, I'm just hoping for a comfortable 7th or 8th place finish with no stress or looking over our shoulders. 100% not fussed what dross ends up below us, although given all their talk and bigging themselves up, any of the city boys ending up there would be good for the lol's.

There's been a lot of banter (some of it eye-bleeding) on both sides between the cup game and today's match. We've come out the losers both times, just need to suck it up. This stuff goes in cycles, and at the minute St Mirren are enjoying a high. Just got to hope we can get one over on them before the league splits, we're in the top six, and don't get the chance!!

As I say, ride the waves when they come, it's the way of modern fitba for all us diddies. Take a game/month/window at a time and hope for the best!!

As I said in my initial post match comment, you're a duplicate of us in the early part of Robinson's Fir Park tenure. It's not a bad place at all to be. Going into every game really believing you have a chance of taking something Enjoy it. I think Kettlewell has a chance to build something similar if we can get our best players back fit and on the park consistently together. It'll be nip and tuck between us again to finish higher in the league. May the best team (Motherwell) win. !!

The establishment club still won't go down though, it's not allowed.

Fair play to Saint's, you're a carbon copy of what we were when Robinson initially took us over. A mix of very decent play, good work ethic, and plenty of the tactical fouls and taking one for the team scenarios that utterly enrage the opposition support. All the stuff the fans love. On the game and balance of play, we really should have taken a point and only have ourselves to blame through some poor finishing and decision making in the final 3rd. I've no doubt we'll be absolutely fine over the course of the season, but we really need our first choice forwards back ASAP. In Turkey just now, so I'll head off now to drown my sorrows Efes.

Pricing across the board is absolutely fucked. Single purchases are bad enough but anyone wanting to take 2 young teens to virtually any ground in the league, as many obvs do, needs to find £50 minimum just to get them through the gate. Before travel and all the other expenses involved in attending a game, that's far too rich for an awfy lot of folk and pushing attendance beyond their means.

You saying our last crowd to visit your place wasn't heavily laden with OAP's and young 'uns? I'm outraged, that's a terrible accusation and I'd like to see your proof... (I'd have no qualms with anyone sneaking into any ground in Scotland on a cheap ticket with the ludicrous pricing that we all now face. Best of luck to any 'older than their years looking' folks who manage it. If the 4,856 of you ALL get in for 12 quid it'd still net us a decent wee sum).

Big Mitch's goal is one of my favourites ever. What a bounce when that went. I've always felt that Gerry Britton was only half 'joking' about hoofing the ball into the stand if McDonald's opportunities had fallen to him instead on Helicopter Sunday. I really think he would have 'mis-kicked' to give his big team the title rather than his employers the win. For that, I'm happy to see any footage of him getting fucked. One player I wish I'd never seen in the glorious C&A.

That's a far more complimentary image than the one Bazooka Joe was afforded en route to his ultimate emptying. The bold Tobe's is obviously a decent lad (if not footballer) and there doesn't seem to be any internal campaign or Kettlewell manipulation to see him out the door. Happy birthday lad.

One of the biggest problems is that those in authority who have the power to force change are too shite feart to tackle the issue in any meaningful way. There are far more bigots on both sides than either would care to admit, and both clubs are complicit and abhorrent in their continued weak acceptance of it all simply for money's sake. The removal of sectarianism combined with a drop off in success levels would see either of these 'institutions' reduced to half their size pretty fucking quickly. Sadly, there's not a single person in authority at either club or in charge of the league who has the balls to tackle it head on and force it out of our game. It's unfortunately an embarrassing and sad indictment on our society that is going nowhere anytime soon.

Back when we were welcoming in the year 2000 and a new millenium, and some folk thought computers would fail and aeroplanes would fall from the sky, the only thing that glitched and stuck in the 1900s was Tam's humour. Embarrassing da patter that does nothing to help rid us of the sectarian nonsense that should have died out decades ago.

As far as I could see that was a blank weekend in Sky's fixtures and I don't see that changed anywhere, so why the move? Someone else maybe picked it up to be announced shortly, or just to suit Celtic's European schedule? Either way, whenever either them or Rangers are involved you'll usually find plenty of streaming options.