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It's pretty embarrassing if you can't see that the Livi pitch, and plastic pitches generally, are embarrassing. They make our league look completely tinpot. I remember my high school having a better astro than it about 15 years ago ffs.

Everyone has known for weeks now that Hearts are going to absolutely cruise to third - again. What is that if not being far ahead of your competitors.

Yeah, that's not what I was getting at, lad. Imagine where we would be if we weren't playing in Europe with half a team out during the first half of the season, m8.

Tbf, Livi 0-0 Hertz doesn't prove anything when the Old Firm quite literally also struggle there. Not having them in the top flight last season or this wouldn’t see a terribly exciting title race either given we'll be double digits clear of the nearest team again come season's end.

Hibs' next six: Ross County (a) St Mirren (a) Kilmarnock (h) Livingston (a) Rangers (h) Celtic (a) What could possibly go wrong. Aberdeen and Hibs can duke it out for the coveted seventh spot.

Last Sunday was very entertaining, m8.

We're clearly not, though, are we? We are by some distance the third best side in the country. Do you think every team turns up at Livi and brings out the liquid fitba? The Old Firm often toil there. I suppose if you're a total gimp who compares the Scottish Premiership to the English Premier League, then yes we're pish. Well done! Thankfully, in reality, we're a very good team at this level and are regularly very entertaining to watch. Probably why we have thousands of fans on a waiting list for season tickets. It must be bad if the Aberdeen and Hibs bois can only get excited when Hertz drop points on the road against the side who will probably finish fourth. That's ten unbeaten, btw - your clubs should try it.

The maggots being tugged here is absolutely hilarious.

This has to be the most boring 'thing' ever to be introduced in fan 'debates'. 'Hahaha, you're pish as well.' Well, no, we are clearly far superior to your rabble: just deal with it better.

You can tell how much it gets to the Hibs and Aberdeen bois seeing how far behind Hertz they are.

Huh? The kid is 18 and looked very exciting. No composure in front of goal with his first touch just after coming on - he must be rubbish forever!

Meh. Both sides will settle for that, I guess. Few big chances missed for us but ten unbeaten for the Hertz. Livi will finish fourth.

Zander on the bevvy last night.

Does it become night time earlier in Livingston than in the rest of Scotland?

Disgusting encounter. Has an away team ever played well at the Tony Mac? Sitter from Oda.

Aye, Sky being utterly tinpot as usual when the Old Firm aren't involved. What a shock.

If Snodgrass and Ginnelly have the sniffles why are they even on the bench? Likewise, if Grant is there I'd sooner see him start than Kio. It will be good to see what Oda can do, but not sure this is the game to chuck him in. Hopefully he can turn it on, though.

So ex Covid vaxx minister and YouGov/WEF icon Nadhim Zahawi in the bin on the same day that Novak Djokovic wins a 10th Australian Open title and ties the all-time male grand slam record. Was he not meant to be cancelled? Is @Detournementever out of the mud? This Great Reset doesn't seem to be going well at all.

If hypothetical fantasy helps you out - you go right ahead in believing such things. you're*, btw I decide when I wish to bless the forum with my presence, thanks. It's not surprising plenty on the board are seething with Heart of Midlothian at the moment. Can't think of why that might be. But you're just the token Old Firm sook. Same. Thankfully not something box office posters like myself need to be concerned with.

Better get used to it as Hearts are going to be miles ahead of these two circus clubs for years to come.

Check this socialite out, guys.

At least you've taken the two recent scuddings from the Hertz well.

Start Humphrys and bench McKay IMO. Clark Sibbick Rowles Kingsley Atkinson Devlin Snodgrass Halliday Shankland Ginnelly Humphrys Assuming Hill, Cochrane and Smith are carrying knocks or are otherwise out for this one. Shape is changeable.

You're going to have to show your working here, friends.

Can Livi not just sell tickets to fans with a purchase history?