Aufc

Cool. The reason i think i have "heard" of you is.... Did you not get banned at some point and then phone div in a panic begging to be allowed back? Or something along those linea? Can you confirm?

You are the equivalent of rangers F.C. You have talked so much shite over the years that, one day, it will finally catch up on you. They will bring the moderators in to try help you, but, in the end, the other users will take a vote and ultimately relegate to oblivion, where you will try create a new entity and try gain entry back in by sending threatening PM's to users to intimidate them or by starting at the bottom. But people will know it is you, and, ultimately, still think you are a twit that talks shite. Before you say it, I am the equivalent of the Solomon Islands. I don't qualify for anything. I dont give a f**k about anyone, no one gives a f**k about me, but I just kinda kick about. Thank you and good night xx

Threads like this are the most amusing on here. They always follows the same lines Poster A : You are getting annoyed Poster B : Naw you are well more annoyed Poster A : OMGZZZZZ YOU ARE SEETHING Poster B : Im not replying to you anymore Poster A : ^^^^ seething Poster B : f**k you Im not seething Poster A : Thought you were not replying to me? Magee : Did i tell I shagged my wife last night? Jimmy85 : You touch your kids Magee : *Posts stalker picture* Edited to add XBL : EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME

Gaz from geordie shore was in hush at coatbridge. As you can imagine some of the creatures are absolutely ridiculous.

I hate your use of pictures.

Newco fc for next year Allan mcgonner Tata papac Free wallace Dorin gone Adios bocanegrA Steven whitcontract Release mccabe Gone aluke Leave davis Steven naicontract Solong kerkar

It all started so sexy and seductive until "after tht yur ryt bend me over and gee me it rotten as u always do"

Haha what the f**k is that?

Aye I was involved in two huge debates about the whole jubilee. Absolutely hilarious some of the comments.

My facebook has gone into meltdown over it. Ridiculous. I was not really bothered about it but I am delighted it has happened now due to some of the twits on my news feed.

You know it is shite when a haagen dazs cafe is used as a selling point.

Two things 1. Who the f**k goes on holiday and buys a bat? Bet the boys bird was gutted when he brought that home as a present. 2. This proves I will never ever go to Salou.

Angola as his dad is Jose Quitongo

Not sure if this has been mentioned but gary o'connors fake tan was obscene

Stop copying me ya bam

Fresh off the press.

Coupla the birds look nae bad. But its that thing in the purple.

I take it you did journalism? Do they not say that if you want to be a decent journalist then you are better doing a degree in english? I may be mistaken?

Haha i do mind a few retards in my class failing first year exams and then the resits and they moved onto "combined studies".... What a waste of time/money

In all seriousness, history, modern or not, is a shite degree. Who gives a feck about history? You could offer me 10 grand and free handjobs during every class and i would still wouldnt choose a degree like that.

That second photo is one of the most horrendous things I have ever seen.

On first inspection, I would almost certainly turkey all the birds in that first picture.

To be fair, moving to chelsea was probably too good an opportunity to turn down. Not saying his agent won't have given him a gentle nod in that direction but Chelsea are far superior to Celtic. Had a look at his twitter and his background is him in a celtic strip and he mentions celtic regularly so I do think he realises what they did for him. Is he still only 16 aye? Most people at that age are complete cocks. I know I was a cocky little arsehole then. I am sure when he starts training with the first team on a regular basis then they will keep his feet on the ground. He is obviously a talent. We should be trying to encourage kids that age to have a bit of cockiness about them.

I rckon that liam neeson one that comes out next week looks pretty good! Called 'Grey' I think!

I am sure she could tile your bathroom in quick time nae bother.