The Saintee

Bit upset?

Number of administrations 2

Stan should bring Nizzy along to the birth. He'd be useful. Keep pushing.

If you have a crispy pet. Is there any point, in taking it to a vet?

I think all of those goals were winners?

Possibly that's why no other signings have been made. Paying compensation/legal fees.

All aboard for the OF love in.

When does Chick retire?

STV reckon that Liam Craig and Murray Davidson have made over 1000 appearances for Saints between them.

F*ucking hell.

Yes please m8.

I wish you were. He actually means it though.

Nope. It's true. Beyond tragic.

He loves a dive against Dundee.

Definite pen there imo.

U wot m8?

I disagree with some aspects of the Daily Record article. Massimo Donati should be a star player imo.

Saints are brilliant m8. We've been in fine form humping both Elgin AND Falkirk. We are currently, technically, undefeated in the League Cup. Our signings have been fitting in nicely. In fact, a pass that Pates made to fellow new signing Blair Alston was described by somebody as being "world class". We look a bit light on striking options but will no doubt get some wonderkid on loan from our new best bud Pep Guardiola.

Do we have time to get some half and half scarves made?

£2 million from Beijing Renhe is great business. Well done the Dees.

Yes. Just like that.

It's like being all excited for a gig/night out. Then finding out that it's The Shrugs playing.

I hate TRS and I hope that he dies never having known a woman.

There shouldn't be any cliques amongst St Johnstone fans imo. Disappointed in Kyle and TRS.