SANTAN

You first.

^^ Wouldn't be allowed a water pistol.

Marsh "doesn't care about dots" Mallo strikes again. My post was objectively top tier and you dotted it, your admittedly funny pun was fair game.

Pogba has been brilliant. The shit hair cut makes it even better. Leeds definitely going to be the same as last year in the sense they'll batter some diddies then get slapped by the big boys. Someone should go and kick Bielsa's shitey wee bucket over btw.

You should only be allowed a gun if you're a certified shagger. They could even do a tier list so for example if you wanted a desert eagle you had to have over 150 shags. 300 for a shotgun. 500 for an AR.

Poor Leeds fans. That was a tremendous take by fernarnj.

There obviously should've been coverage of that, but there should've been much more coverage of MP's that actually broke the code, that's all. Were there large scale investigations into the other breaches? I believe the coverage was warranted, would be interesting to know if the figures posted include "BBC Scotland".

Where? "Doing it all" = replying to people that are clearly "bothered" by something.

Sure. That doesn't mean the Sturgeon news wasn't justified though does it.

You do remember the time there was you know a whole investigation into whether she had breached the ministerial code which was drawn out over months of a time taking up huge amounts of air time? That was fun looking back, the way some of the resident boot lickers treated her forgetting everything like their team had scored a last minute cup winner was particularly pleasing.

You are one sick motherfucker. Please go have a w**k next time instead of posting this absolute vomit inducing cringe.

@Cardle is Magic Bump. You were on the site a few hours ago but haven't responded yet buddy.

You're such a boot-licker. The whole things getting called off due to lack of interest. Embarrassing really... Guess the Alba da's were right about something at least. All 3 of those pictures are definitely better photo ops than that demented old fella going around in a horse box with posters hanging off the side of it.

I forgot to mention the last stupid bit I put on the bet builder was for both teams to receive bookings so I won f**k all.... my accumulators are up though and had most with Brentford to win!

He has cost us 2 huge goals already and I'm not a massive fan but I must say I like how he actually shoots from outside the box. A lot of the time we try and craft the perfect goal rather than blootering the ball into the back of the net so it's nice to see someone just pelt the ball given the chance.

I don't want to buy into some easy headline type patter but I do think some of our players are too complacent right now and having the young Scottish players doing so well and playing adventurous football can only spur on the first steamers to up their game or get replaced. I'd honestly happily start our next game with Patterson and Bassey.

Please let us see Morelos and Sakala.

#BeKind2thePope

I am so bad at gambling. I put on more than 3 goals, Hagi and Roofe to score but I've put on over 2 cards and 8 corners. Every time I get the bookings or goalscorers correct i then fumble the bag on the minor details.

Start Bassey next game.

Watch this thread go very quiet now. @SDG2 you can delete your draft post now you mutant c**t. Great start.

Good luck. Just do it at your own pace and you'll get into a rhythm. Definitely get you on that one, I'm lucky I live in the countryside so have some beautiful woodland tracks to run on and it's definitely a different feeling bossing your running through lovely scenery rather than in a basic room. I'm going to need to get a nice motivational picture to hang up til I'm ready!

I've never properly stretched so going to need to YouTube that tbh. Amazed I've never done any damage previously in all honesty. I would say 3 days in having a treadmill is an absolute cheat code when it comes to exercising but it does lack the intensity of the woodland runs I used to do, quite keen to build myself up and get back into the wilderness.