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My missus is a vegetarian, thank f**k she hasn't heard about this as that'll just turn into a giant hassle.

Alex Teixeira is off to China for £35m. Lavezzi rumoured to be heading there too.

Capital cities of European countries?

We are quite serious to be fair, going away for 6 weeks together in summer will make or break us though! I just don't think I'm romantic. Taking her out for dinner anyway but she wants some sort of cuddly toy or something f**k off.

What a load of bollocks Valentine's Day is. My bird said she didn't care for it last year which was great. Now she wants to 'celebrate' it. f**k off.

I must add, I've got to hold my hands up and say Brown did well tonight. Came and claimed the first corner which settled some nerves. Granted, a couple of corners caused some problems but they did have a fair number of them so it's to be expected.

One of you guys had Hayes 2-1 on didn't you?! b*****d! Superb performance, really impressed. Did not expect Storie to perform that well. He was a bit disappointing in the first 15 minutes but once he settled down he absolutely bossed Brown. Jack will struggle to get back into the team at this rate.

Great banter from a great new account. The correct answer is Harlain Mbayo. He's an under 20 player believe it or not. http://www.afc.co.uk/news/7088.php ETA: he's actually 17

I'm perfectly mellow, trust me I don't get upset about football like I did when I was a kid growing up. The Hayes thing, wtf .

I was concluding our boring exchange, I didn't think you'd get a bit sensitive.

No, I was actually hoping we'd spend ~£300M to bring Messi to Pittodrie.

Right, so I've given you an example and you laugh it off. That's fine, it's about opinions. Don Cowie is better than our current back up centre mid of nobody. 'slavering on', again, some more patronising nonsense. It clearly shows the prices Falkirk are willing to deal at. Is that so hard for you to understand or are you just acting a c**t? Vaulks is just an example, of which I'm sure there are many more. Not my job. I am not a scout. Are you? I am truly shocked that you are supporting the actions of our club no matter what. Amazed. It's been a poor window and you are genuinely the only person I've encountered that thinks otherwise. I think you enjoy being different.

Ah some more patronising nonsense. Right, so you just want me to guess then? Great. I'd have liked us to pick up Don Cowie on a short term deal. Aside from that, I have other interests so haven't been scouring the free agent lists unfortunately. I have no idea what Falkirk value Vaulks at - they sold McGrandles for a deal worth £1m, but then Botto Biabi was sold for around 150k plus addons. Anyone's guess, isn't it Stan. Tell me, are you happy with the club's dealings in January?

You just seem very pleased about Aberdeen in all respects. Questions are there to be asked. Stop with the smarmy shite, it's just boring. I am not aware of every single player's contract and their release clauses, so again I shall stress, it isn't my job and how the f**k am I supposed to know about release clauses ffs . Did you know Tansey had a release clause before yesterday? I'd not heard of Shay Logan, Ash Taylor, Simon Church, Danny Ward et al. These players are out there, be it on loan or at the end of their contract. Yes, contracts don't end in January so the loan market would have been the place to look. We didn't capitalise on it. I'd have liked us to go for Will Vaulks - contracted until May 2017. Does he have a release clause, Stan?

Looking forward to tomorrow anyhow. It will be interesting to see how Storie stands up to the test, he's a battler and I hope he is able to deal with the antics of Scott Brown, if he plays. I'm not concerned about their Scott Brown at all, he's not match fit in the slightest but the way he manages the referee is ridiculous and with Quinn gone we don't have a single player that will get in the referee's face.

I would have been concerned that we still failed to address our severe lack of defensive options, I should've been clearer. That isn't my job - why are you limiting the criteria to free transfers though when we were clearly willing to pay a fee for Tansey, by all accounts?

It has been a poor window. I don't care that things are better than they were 5 years ago, I don't see how that's relevant at all. We are weaker in goals and in defence than we were on January 1st. Our midfield has not been strengthened when it clearly needs to be - Jack and Flood are out for a while, Robson is not rated by McInnes and seems done at this level, and so we have two players capable of being played in centre mid - McLean and the inexperienced Storie. Even if we had signed Tansey I'd be asking questions. The one positive to take is that Goodwillie is gone and Church, on paper, is a better player. Time will tell how that works out. I do advocate playing youth players where necessary, but do we even have any notable youth fullbacks? Hearts and Celtic have strengthened, we have not. That's the most disappointing part of the window.

Dead serious IMO

Leaving us with no real threat on one wing. Our squad is paper thin.

So we have Logan, Taylor, Considine, Reynolds and Shinnie as all of our choices in defence. Am I forgetting someone? Let's hope some of the young guys are able to step up if required.

Goodwillie officially off to Ross County. Church signs. Exciting. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaKTvuUWcAAXi3X.jpg:large

We'll probably end up with nobody.

Even if we had agreed a fee for Boyce, I can't see him wanting to move when he's in with a realistic shout of getting to the Euros. We shall see.

Again, I didn't argue that.

When did I say he'd be first choice? We do need another winger, whether it's O'Halloran (no way he'd ever come here FWIW) or not