Alex_14

I wonder who approved of that monstrosity.

One step closer to being like Celtic, we are Abergreen after all.

Kit announcement.

Probably something shite such as a kit announcement.

An attention seeking girl? Who'd have thought it?

£18.19 profit for me. Hoping for a draw tomorrow to make £60 odd, but if not it'll be another £18 and you can't complain with £35 odd for free really!

Simply put, the double chance on Juve/Real and then the in play bet on the draw is the safest way of guaranteeing a solid profit (minimum around £18, maximum £60 I think, maybe slightly more or less). Same again tomorrow, hoping for two draws and an easy £120

Two draws would be just grand.

Free money on Bet 365 for Juventus v Real Madrid tomorrow

Shaughnessy's alright. If he put on about 10-15kg then he'd be a solid defender, but he's still lanky at the minute. Seen him out in town a few times and he seems like a laugh, a "good to have around the place" character I'd bet.

I don't think she can have any complaints if you knock her out.

f**k off

Jack to Everton picking up pace. My mate went to school with him and they remain close friends, and he's not denying the rumour. Pretty sure it's true.

And how many of those are consecutive starts under McInnes? We can rule out his appearances under Brown and co since those were dark days. Like I say, he's 19, he has so much room to improve, Pawlett didn't come onto a game until he was what, 23? Obviously Pawlett has had a poor season but that's not the point here. Flood is clearly at his 'peak', Smith is not. Not comparable.

He came through the youth set up as a striker, has had to adapt his game to become a midfielder and has never been able to get a consistent run in the side because our midfield is frankly very good. The kid's just 19 ffs, he turned the game around at Caley by all accounts, I think he certainly is one for the future.

I was fucking raging. Doused it in HP bbq sauce but that was no use. Surely they'd think "this is a mistake", who the f**k gets pizza without the sauce ffs .

I got an Americano pizza from Dominoes last year and somehow unticked the 'bbq base' option, meaning I got a fucking dry slab of shit .

Arsehole! What number did you phone? When I called I got some automated message telling me it was all being done automatically . Did it online a week or so ago and got told I'd be contacted within 35 days.

You trying to get a rebate by any chance? I gave up and did it all online which was a similar hassle. b*****ds.

Had to shepherd my mate into a corner in SubClub to spew violently a few weeks ago. Pretty grim stuff.

Beats the come up spew at least.

There was something so exciting about going commando for the rest of the night, in fairness. You could be on to something.

Had that issue at T in the Park. Used the cardboard/splintered wood to destroy my anus with, before resorting to my boxers. Can't see me going back to TITP tbh.

Just sent away to HMRC for a tax rebate. Due £328 I believe. Pleasing.

Well, it's not really 5 grand but I was done out of £30 on Saturday as Bournemouth conceded a 95th minute penalty. c***s.