Stephen Malkmus

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Inverness lass Karen Gillan is the finest ginger there is. I want to take her down to the Mini Golf at Bught Park and buy her a 99 from the ice cream van. /euphemism

Jordan Roberts and JJ Hooper...maybe. We've still got a fair amount of creativity in the team so whoever's playing up front shouldn't be too isolated and should get plenty of chances. As long as they're not complete dross they'll hopefully take some of them.

For my charity. Ricky Foster should account for at least one third of those points.

Levein was in contact with his agent at the beginning of the month. But as that was before your Spanish guy signed, you may be right.

That bait deserves a thread of its own. p.s. I heard you lot are looking into signing Edward Ofere.

"Whoever suggested the insulting contract we offered him wants butt****ing" What a strange bunch.

That must be the first ever goal compilation to be soundtracked by The Police and Blink 182.

My Australian mate just woke me up with a text saying Ryan Jack is the new captain of Aberdeen!? Can anyone confirm? Massive if true.

Pros: Very good technically, intelligent, hard worker, Scottish cup winning pedigree Cons: Doesn't score many goals, built like a crisp packet He will be a good signing for Dundee, certainly another blow to the depth of our squad.

Some team we have. And as for Yogi, there are no words. https://www.dropbox.com/sc/s51v2btznonrnes/AAAgJELWnx8lFVrziEWGu-qga?oref=e#lh:2-2015-05-30%2021.44.36.mp4

I like this one better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN1pK1m3uzI

This. Where's the beer? #vinniesta

Hope the only time Yogi shows his face in public for the next month after the final is when he does a solo open top bus tour through Falkirk with the Cup. Your town may be hungry, but our team is hungrier you utter roaster.

https://twitter.com/lawrencebroadie/with_replies https://twitter.com/MichaelGannon/with_replies https://twitter.com/STVSport/status/604315164611993600 We sent our assistant manager and club captain.

Lots of Glasgow media types throwing their toys out of the pram on Twitter because Hughes didn't turn up to their press conference tonight. After being disproportionately ignored in favour of central belt clubs in terms of coverage for the last few years, this is exactly what they deserve.

Last year just didn't compare to this in terms of build up within the city. The game itself was so cagey that the crowd barely seemed to get into it. Also, the time of year, prestige of the trophy and the fact that game is at the national stadium all add up to produce a more exciting/terrifying prospect this time. This is really the peak for a group of players that have taken us so far and it's likely that our team will begin to dismantle after this so I just hope they earn something for their efforts. I still haven't watched the highlights from last year's game, I might manage to if we win tomorrow though.

Morgan Freeman was once arrested for smearing a Cornetto on Jim Carrey's suit at an awards show afterparty.

Officially shiteing it.

Hardly a fair comparison considering we're not going to be hitting you lot on the counter like Motherwell did to Sevco. My calculations suggest you actually have a 20% chance, perhaps more if rumours that David Raven is out injured are true. We can vote on what song the teams run out to btw: http://www.scottishfa.co.uk/scottish_fa_news.cfm?page=2986&newsID=14838&newsCategoryID=1

ICT training at Livingston today #franchisesolidarity

A real football club wouldn't employ Tom Taiwo.

Apparently Bill Clinton has been pushing the investigation as he was so pissed off that he wasted two years on the USA's failed 2022 bid.