Jump to content

DJP

Gold Members
  • Posts

    4,585
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    4

Status Updates posted by DJP

  1. I used to work as a mirror fitter. It's something I could always see myself doing

  2. Police Academy 1-7 for £12. Best money I have ever spent.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. DJP

      DJP

      ha ha. I don't actually think I have seen 4-7. Although not building my hopes up. Sure 1-3 were good. I only seem to like old films, must be a sign I am getting old.

    3. DJP

      DJP

      Just finished watching No.2. Not as good as I remembered. Also watched No.1 Yesterday, also not as good as I remember. Think a pattern is emerging here :lol:

    4. Szamo's_Ammo

      Szamo's_Ammo

      Seems like you'll be regretting squandering that £12 for the rest of your days.

  3. Adam Wee, Lyn-Marie, Worzil Gummidge can you hear me, You're boys took one hell of a beating

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Adam

      Adam

      Diddy cup!

    3. Lisa Cuddy

      Lisa Cuddy

      Is beating Rovers something you really feel warrants bragging about?!

    4. South Lanarkshire Jag

      South Lanarkshire Jag

      He's just been humiliated by Oxford. Give him something to cling onto

  4. you are one pathetic loser

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. LTID

      LTID

      Pericard - legend of the lower leagues. What happened to Charlie Austin, is he away somewhere else?

    3. DJP

      DJP

      Pericard terrible at Swindon and not a legend. Austin went to Burnley for 1.8 million. To much bother with him off to the pitch.

    4. LTID

      LTID

      1.8M is a bargain for Charlie Austin. Great business by Wilson!

  5. Alan Brazil is a legend!!

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. DJP

      DJP

      He maybe no longer on it after turning up drunk on friday and getting sent home lol

    3. mighty meadow

      mighty meadow

      He wasn't drunk ... he lost his voice ;)

    4. stevenston saint

      stevenston saint

      There will be another petition to get him re-instated if this happens.He was thrown off before.Fucking Pisshead lol

  6. Wilson Out! c**t!

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. DJP

      DJP

      We will go down!

    3. stevenston saint

      stevenston saint

      So will we mate as we are fucking awful with a clueless manager,losing interest rapidly

    4. DJP

      DJP

      Living 70 miles from Swindon not helping me either, current form for the first time in 10 years really making me question whether to renew season ticket or not. I think/hope you will be ok, Hamilton for me will go down.

  7. Got a new job today :)

  8. Is looking foward to the entertainment today. Take Me Out is fast becoming one of my favourite programmes.

    1. DJP

      DJP

      Oh and come on Swindon

    2. stevenston saint

      stevenston saint

      Hart out! Walsall FFS!!

    3. DJP

      DJP

      Swindon now 12 games without a win :(

  9. One of my ex girlfriends left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

    1. Stevie Aitken's Love Child

      Stevie Aitken's Love Child

      I reckon you should think about breaking the habit. It will leave you numb in the end.

    2. SodjesSixteenIncher

      SodjesSixteenIncher

      This is cringeworthy patter. I'm crawling in my skin reading it.

  10. Less then 6k at Aberdeen tonight :(

    1. dave258

      dave258

      dave258 likes this ;)

    2. stevenston saint

      stevenston saint

      and you are our bitches again

    3. DJP

      DJP

      Don't know what you mean SS, I support Airdrie

  11. I hate the way we expect to fail. And then we fail. And then we get bitter because we failed

    1. DarkBlue62

      DarkBlue62

      Is that you talking about your gambling? ;)

    2. DJP

      DJP

      Nahh mate, a song by ballboy. But sums up a lot of peoples lifes and the pressure people face to impress their peers

  12. Anyone else notice Alan Brazil taken off the radio for being drunk today. Legend!

  13. After watching My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding I've thought of a good property TV show marketed specifically to the travelling community. It's called Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Re...location, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation, Relocation.

    1. SuperAlly

      SuperAlly

      that is first class!

    2. chingford
  14. Di Canio Out!

    1. Monster

      Monster

      whit? This early?

    2. DJP

      DJP

      I will actually give him plenty of time. I have faith we will come good.

  15. Self-preservation threatens us all, Health deterioration comes to us all

    1. Kitty_Boy

      Kitty_Boy

      Malcolm Middleton?

  16. Never mind amy winehouse, just stopped on the African Channel on Sky and Deal or No Deal is on and the host is John Fashanu, Awooogaaa

    1. bAzTNM

      bAzTNM

      AWOOGA!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Keys Out! Gray In!

    1. The Master

      The Master

      Must...not...lower...tone...

  18. I used to be a lifeguard until some blue kid got me fired

    1. Sonoframbo

      Sonoframbo

      That Anthony Costa is a grassing rat, eh?

  19. One of the funniest posters on here! Fact!

  20. I don't think you have enough quotes in you're sig

  21. Smithers who is this gastropod

  22. DJP

    I must say, I do like the look of your man utd bet to win the leaguw. Hopefully it is £400 well invested.

  23. The Twilight Sad are awesome!

  24. DJP

    28! Youngster. Happy Birthday

  25. cheek! someone else must clearly also have bad taste in music for not liking the Cars - Drive.

×
×
  • Create New...